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Hello bloggers!

I finally got my laptop back! So I can post blogs again!

I wanted the post I make after being away for so long to be super EPIC! But I can’t think of what to write about. But the New Year is coming up, so I’ll write about that instead.

What are your plans for New Year’s Eve? Mine? Well, I’m probably going to stay home and watch movies till I realize it’s past midnight and shout “Happy New year!” then eventually fall asleep. Like I usually do.

That’s not true, normally I join in on my sisters New Year’s Eve party, but she decided to go on a road trip to visit one of her friends. So I guess I’ll be home alone. Oh well, this year in itself was pretty eventful.

My boyfriend broke up with me, I tried new things, I moved out, I bought a lap top, lost 20 pounds,  I started a blog (but you know that), I signed up for school, I moved back in with my parents and I made some new friends. So the year was a win I guess. But next year, 2013, that will be my year. I’ll do more things, be more of myself and don’t let anyone screw with me! Plus I’ll eat more sweets, I deserve that. I should learn more things too, sign language, and what not. I won’t be able to start school as soon and I wanted too but I’ll still work on my art and my creativity.

So all in all, this post was not as epic as I wanted it to be, but I’m hoping the New Year will bring me some new ideas. What are you doing for New Year?

Nameless hipster girl

Eight days a week

My friend has recently become homeless so now I'm posting a blog on how to survive if you are homeless.

Step one: make the change
You need some money, whether it's for food or smokes, so you'll either need to steal or pan handle. If you're going to pan handle, you'll need some interesting signs. My suggestion is to make one that says "Ninja's are attacking the city can't you see ?" Make sure to look scared and swat at the air from time to time, they should give you a few bucks for that.

Step two: a place to rest
Bus shacks are good; 24 hour restaurants, too. You might need to buy a coffee or sandwich to legally stay there, but some places will let you sleep at a table for a while. In some cities there are homeless shelters and things like that, for more details ask a police officer or other authority figure. Don't just dial 911, if it's not an emergency they might get mad, 311 is typically to ask questions.

Step three: entertainment
With being homeless, you probably won't have the same luxuries most people have such as computer, cell phone, TV. So to keep yourself amused try having fun with norm deviation. Take a situation from everyday life and do something people wouldn't normally do. Watch peoples react and there's your entertainment for the day!
Example: go to the store, buy a pack of condoms and ask to see the fitting rooms.
Example: sing loud music on the bus.
Example: say meow at the end of your sentence meow. See if anyone notices meow.

With these tips you should find that being homeless sucks. But if it's something you have to do, try and get out of it as soon as possible! You can stay with a friend, or family members, maybe all you'll have to do is give up your meth addiction, just get yourself off the steers and back into society!

With love from me to you,
Nameless Hipster girl

Do here's a list

It has recently been brought to my attention that my life is boring. I tryed to argue this fact, but bored myself trying to convince the accuser otherwise. So I've decided to mseEake a list of interesting things too do. I will try and do already one everyday.

Draw a picture
Make a comic
Make a movie
Walk for a while
Talk to a stranger
Buy candy
Convince a friend to paint a femme
Write a blog (check)
Kiss someone
Write a letter to someone
get Tarot cars read
Punch someone
Eat dessert first
Sing in a band
Make money in an interesting way
Get a call from an old friend (not sure how I would arrange that...)
Go to a bar

I realize a lot of those things aren't really that interesting. But I'm on a budget and like I said before I'm boring! If you have any better ideas I'd like to hear them.
I'm kind of getting tired of being a hipster. Only because a bunch of people who are claiming to be hipsters are ruining it for the rest of up, or rather us actual hipsters! People think I'm a poser but I'm a hipster! I used to be a hipster and I'll always be a hipster! Most likely anyway, unless I could be a super villan, then I'll be that...
In conclusion, of you can be anyone be batman.
Nameless hipstergirl

It's my blog and I'll post when I want to

And now on to a hipsters favorite topic, the weather! Today was mild, the morning was cold but once the clouds went away it got a lot nicer. I wrote 3 pairs of socks to keep my feet warm in my cons! I need a good pair of winter boots. But first I need money, yesterday was windy and terrible! And I expected for it to stay that way. But it's actually okay. I'm still wearing 2 sweaters and my coat. I try to wear skinny jeans no matter what the weather but if it's really cold I have to wear leggings and my skinny jeans don't fit over top. Well, that's not true, I've lost a lot of weight recently so a lot of my skinny jeans look more like boot cut. But I recently got some free jeans from a friend and I'm going to get my sister to turn them into skinny jeans for me so I'll finally have a pair of pants that fit and the fly works. (right now I only have one pair that fit, but the fly is broken.) Now, I have 3 new (to me) pants and they all have to be modified because they are bell bottoms, and they make me look short. I was going to pay to Taylor fit them, but if I can do it for free then woo hoo!
I realize that I started off talking about the  weather and ended up talking about fashion but hipsters love fashion too. Fashion is very important to hipsters. Actually, what you wear is the most important part of being a hipster. If you wear the right stuff you don't even have to act the part and people will still
think you're a hipster.
Nameless hipster girl
P.s sorry for not getting this spell checked. I had little to no time. I wanted to post as soon as possible on Saturday to make up for last weeks late post.

How was your day hunny?

A day in the life of a hipster like me:
1am to 6am while I sleep have weird dreams because my sister is watching Archer in the basement.
2 am let my cat into the room
3am wake up to the cat throwing up on the floor. Clean it up, put the cat out and go back to sleep
6am wake up take old lady pills. And realize I need more sleep for work. Go back to sleep and decided to take the car instead of the bus.
6:30am be woken up by the bus alarm you forgot to shut off
7 am wake up and get dressed.
7:15am head off to work
7:30am clock in at work
10am break from work. Tweet, forget to eat breakfast. Talk to people on Facebook. Text my dad that i have the car.
10:15am back to work
12:00pm half hour break have "breakfast" and talk to people on Facebook more.
12:30pm break over. Back to work
2:00 pm last break of the day. Tweet jokes. Tweet about work being boring.
4:00pm clock out and get changed.
4:05pm go back to the till and get car keys.
4:15pm get to the bank. Have no money : (
4:20 Get home and talk to people about what my friends are up to and how the radio music sucks.
5:15 pm talk to Cabdace about hanging out. reschedual for tomorrow.
5:30 pm text Aaron all if he's home.
5:45pm have supper and table conversation witg family.
6:30 pm decided to hang with Aaron tonight.
7:00 pm write something for my blog
6:01pm realize my clock had the wrong time : ( sigh....
Some of the last few things were done at different times then shown.
The rest of the evening? Who knows

Hold your hipster horses.

Late blog today! what do you want? I work all day and my cat thru up in my room. sheesh!

If I should die before I wake, tell him to suck a lemon.

Hey there blogger people, you’ll be hipsters in no time (to the tune of Hey there… something girl… not sure, I’m thinking of the Simpsons version. You know:

 “Hey computer geek, you’ll be connected in no time.” –Arty Ziff)

That was the longest parentheses conversation I’ve ever typed. Anyway, my topic today is autocorrect. Doesn’t it suck! I was texting my friend Sydney the other day and my phone changed “Hat” to “Harry”. It made me sound like I wanted a crochet Harry Potter puppet. And now I do want one… damn. Technology, am I right? Anyway, most people’s auto correct change things to something sexual, so I guess it could have been more embarrassing:

“Hey Sydney can you crotch me a penis?”

“WTF did you just text me.”

“I’m sorry; I meant can you make me a hat.”

My phone, because it is the awesome Samsung galaxy note,

has a swipe keyboard so it kind of just guesses what you meant and if you don’t correct it, it will guess the wrong thing every time. But I still love my phone.

So, on the note of auto corrections and you guys sending me e-mails, why don’t you guys send me e-mails and comments and tweet about your worst auto correct. Did you accidentally dirty text your grandma? Did you confess to your best friend you’re gay? Did your mother thing you were her husband? Send me a screen shot and I’ll tell the world about it on my blog!

That’s all I have time for now folks, have a nice day!

@Nameless Hipster

hipstergirlwithnumbers@gmail.com