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Hello bloggers!

I finally got my laptop back! So I can post blogs again!

I wanted the post I make after being away for so long to be super EPIC! But I can’t think of what to write about. But the New Year is coming up, so I’ll write about that instead.

What are your plans for New Year’s Eve? Mine? Well, I’m probably going to stay home and watch movies till I realize it’s past midnight and shout “Happy New year!” then eventually fall asleep. Like I usually do.

That’s not true, normally I join in on my sisters New Year’s Eve party, but she decided to go on a road trip to visit one of her friends. So I guess I’ll be home alone. Oh well, this year in itself was pretty eventful.

My boyfriend broke up with me, I tried new things, I moved out, I bought a lap top, lost 20 pounds,  I started a blog (but you know that), I signed up for school, I moved back in with my parents and I made some new friends. So the year was a win I guess. But next year, 2013, that will be my year. I’ll do more things, be more of myself and don’t let anyone screw with me! Plus I’ll eat more sweets, I deserve that. I should learn more things too, sign language, and what not. I won’t be able to start school as soon and I wanted too but I’ll still work on my art and my creativity.

So all in all, this post was not as epic as I wanted it to be, but I’m hoping the New Year will bring me some new ideas. What are you doing for New Year?

Nameless hipster girl

Eight days a week

My friend has recently become homeless so now I'm posting a blog on how to survive if you are homeless.

Step one: make the change
You need some money, whether it's for food or smokes, so you'll either need to steal or pan handle. If you're going to pan handle, you'll need some interesting signs. My suggestion is to make one that says "Ninja's are attacking the city can't you see ?" Make sure to look scared and swat at the air from time to time, they should give you a few bucks for that.

Step two: a place to rest
Bus shacks are good; 24 hour restaurants, too. You might need to buy a coffee or sandwich to legally stay there, but some places will let you sleep at a table for a while. In some cities there are homeless shelters and things like that, for more details ask a police officer or other authority figure. Don't just dial 911, if it's not an emergency they might get mad, 311 is typically to ask questions.

Step three: entertainment
With being homeless, you probably won't have the same luxuries most people have such as computer, cell phone, TV. So to keep yourself amused try having fun with norm deviation. Take a situation from everyday life and do something people wouldn't normally do. Watch peoples react and there's your entertainment for the day!
Example: go to the store, buy a pack of condoms and ask to see the fitting rooms.
Example: sing loud music on the bus.
Example: say meow at the end of your sentence meow. See if anyone notices meow.

With these tips you should find that being homeless sucks. But if it's something you have to do, try and get out of it as soon as possible! You can stay with a friend, or family members, maybe all you'll have to do is give up your meth addiction, just get yourself off the steers and back into society!

With love from me to you,
Nameless Hipster girl