Thursday 31 May 2012

Crude humor: you've been advised

Hey bloggers!
Coming to you from my iPod! Second day off! Woos! I think I'm going to go to the library today, get some books, but I'll probably end up doing something else. I have plenty of books here I still need to read.
Well It's been a few days sense my MRI and so far no phone call. No news is good news right? So that's good. I'm gonna need to come up with a different tattoo idea, because I won't be getting "life before the lobotomy" to commemorate brain surgery. Oh well, maybe I'll go with the black heart, or the level up mushroom from Mario. As of now I have enough money for a small one, depending on where I go, but we'll see. We'll see...
Anyway, I hope you all have a nice day!
Nameless Hipster girl

Wednesday 30 May 2012

Hipsters of the world!


Hey bloggers!
Blogger tells me I’ve got views from Russia and Germany andthe United Kingdom, as well as North America. So I’d like to say hello! I wishI could say it in Russian, or German. I think the United Kingdom has more thanjust England in it, so I’m not sure what languages that would include. But weatheryou were just stopping by because you accidentally clicked the wrong link oryou was actually interested I’d like to say “Hi welcome! Do you have hipsterswhere you are?” I know they do in the United States, but I don’t rememberseeing any hipsters when I was in Europe. That was before the movement camearound though.
First there was punk, then Goth, then Emo, the hipsters…pretty sure that’s how that went. I’m still doing some re-search. The magazinesI can find mostly cover mainstream fashion stuff, Gucci stuff and all thatjunk. Plus some of them were around at the same time and over lapped, and somecame back into fashion later on.

I say your fashion should be what suites you, weather that’sGoth, girly, thug, whatever! But if you’re going to dress hipster, you’ve gotto live the life style, you have no choice. Hipsters don’t choose to behipsters. They become hipsters by being in contact with too many coffee shops,or indie music.
That’s what my research has told me so far though. I’ll letyou know when I’m done though. I’ll publish a book, it’s called “whatever: thehistory to hipster fashion”
It’s a work in progress,
Nameless Hipster girl
P.S. don't forget to fallow me on twitter and e-mail me!
hipstergirlwithnumber@gmail.com
@NamelessHipster

And thus we dance...


Hey Bloggers
Sense when was English music the most popular stuff out there? I'm here listening to a Romanian radio station and it's virtually all English music! I've been listening for half an hour and I've only heard one song in Romanian! But this was labelled under "talk radio and I have yet to hear people talk...
At least the commercials are in Romanian.
So today was my first day off sense Saturday, and apart from tomorrow it will most likely be my only day off in a while. I spent the whole day trying to make a music video on movie maker only to realize I don’t have a copy of the song I’m trying to make. Ugh, I’ve got an iTunes copy, but I can’t play that on movie maker apparently. Oh well… I’ll find a way. Till then it’ll just be a comic.
So all in all it was a productive day, I phoned some people, figured out some stuff for school. Found out how much I have to spend for rent and utilities and all that Jazz.
As I always say, a day where you never have to leave your bed is a good one. But I think I have to get groceries later, I was going to make veggie burgers for supper, but I have no add-on’s, onion, tomato, lettuce, Rosemary, cheese (apart from goat cheese), buns. Plus you’ve got to have fries! Or some kind of potato or starch. I might get me some corn… mmm corn. Corn on the cob is the best. Or even off the cob. I can’t wait for it to be corn season. You can get corn now, and its okay, but I prefer corn in august it’s the BEST! AHH! Anyway, for now I’m staying in bed.
Oh my god! A Romanian song! HURRAY!
Nameless hipster girl

Tuesday 29 May 2012

Sorry, I'm lazy.


Hey People,
I have no idea what to talk about today. Happy sushi Tuesday! Most hipsters say sushi is to mainstream but I say if it is, I don’t care I love it!
But I’ll be having PB and J the next few days.
Sorry that the comics are poorly drawn.  But look at the guy who did Questionable Content, the first few months the art was, let’s say poorly drawn, but now there really good. All I’m saying is that it takes time.
Give me time
Do you really want to hurt me,
Do you really want to make me cry,
Sorry, I fell asleep watching “the wedding singer” the other night and it’s been stuck in my head.
Anyway, I have tomorrow off work so I’ll probably work on drawing and comics and stuff.
Nameless Hipster girl

Monday 28 May 2012

Where was I going with this...


Hey people!
I love the e-mails I'm getting from you guys. Be sure to leave more comments. It makes me feel like a real hipster by getting approval from strangers. I recently got a comment about my book reviews. and here is my response to "Andromeda Galaxie" I found this website that sells edable things.


For those of you who haven't read jPod, you won`t understand the link, I recommend going to the library and reading the book. 
I love the library! It`s where you can read as many books as you want and not pay anything! unless you return the books late, then there's fees and crap, but for the most part it`s free!
Free is my favourite word, second favourite word is clearance. I think that makes me more of a hipster.
But uh… where was I going with this…
HEY! This seems like a good place to put in a hipster comic I thought of!

That’s all for now. Let me know what you think
Nameless Hipster girl

Sunday 27 May 2012

Ron Howard?

Hello people,
Hows it going? I can't hear you speak louder


Still can't hear you.

OH right! It’s a computer not a phone ha ha ha!
Okay so today I'm feeling lazy so I really don't want to write about anything in particular.
have you guys hear that song "circus" by Britney Spears, it's a couple years old by now, because she's not really anything anymore, but I don't listen to mainstream music, I listen to things I like not necessarily what's popular. (Sometimes it is what's popular but more often than not it's not popular to most people.)
Anyway, but this song! What kind of circus is she going to? There are no dance floors! There’s no audience participation. There no whips! Maybe it's some kind of rich people’s circus.



"actually homer, it's a zoo you've never been too, with animals you've never heard of."

but before I go, here is a clip from a TV show that I like. It will help you if you're ever walking downtown and you see a bunch of hipsters.

-Nameless hipster girl

Saturday 26 May 2012

First hipster comic


Hello Blog readers!

How’s it going? I'm sick, but that usually happens when I get the day off from work. Anyway, my writers block is pretty bad. I'm feeling better. I kind of feeling like eating a salad or a chicken snack wrap.
But here is a comic I drew that I thought of yesterday:


I can't remember what made me think of it, but I'll probably post more about work and stuff. I thought of a really funny thing about work, but now I can't remember it.
I usually write down things I want to make into comics but I can't write it down while I'm at work. It makes the customers mad. But I'll try and post more comics about me (nameless Hipster girl) or about other things I think of. if my writers block goes away for a long enough time.
Anyway, enjoy your day!
Nameless Hipster girl

Friday 25 May 2012

Be nice to Philip

Hello people,
I’m writing this blog a day in advanced because I plan on having a highly sophisticated wine tasting with my friends on Friday night. And I will be in no condition to write a blog. So to start off here is a picture of a unicorn…

I call him Philip.

As you can see Philip is sad because no one believes in him. But we believe in him don’t we kids!
I said don’t we kids.
Kid: we heard you we just don’t believe in him
Me: Listen kid don’t make me warn you again! Believe in the freakin’ unicorn or you’ll be working in the acid mines!
Kid: Go ahead and try my mommy’s dating a lawyer!
Me: DAMN… always one step ahead….
So anyway, I imagine the gathering is going well. Sitting at home all comfy and shit as they say. Cheese and wine was had by all. And when the sun came up, and we were all sober enough to drive they went home, never to speak of what went on at that party, but it would change their lives…
Or not. Either way, I hope your night was well. Tweet me or e-mail me let me know.

tweet: @Namelesshipstergirl

Thursday 24 May 2012

Post title


Hello my people,
Thank you for the views, but I’m still not seeing very many e-mails or comments.
2 shout outs to mention though! First of all, I went thru and spell checked all of my past posts on word, but one thing you have to remember as you read this is “I am not writing like it’s an essay for school”. I’m writing it as I would say it. I’m fine with correcting spelling mistakes here and there, but I don’t talk like an English professor. I don’t talk like that. I talk like this. Deal with it.

Secondly, about my top books that I’ve posted I’ve had arguments with my house mate about it and I’d just like to put it out there that “The Hunger games” SUCK!
It was a mix of twilight, 1984 and a ramble of different crap that just kept going and going… As I was reading it I remember thinking “What the hell! This book should have ended 4 chapters ago!” but no, it kept going. The characters made no sense, the story line was horrible and in the end I was left with a feeling that “I’m never going to get my time back from reading that book.” And I know I say this a lot because I am a hipster but I hated this book first! Before anyone else hated it! It grinds my gears that stuff like this gets published and made into films but actual good writers are left for dust on the shelf. Pft. Well I hope you’re happy crappy writers, you’re turning the world to Hell!

LONG LIVE TINA FEY!
Nameless Hipster girl

Wednesday 23 May 2012

That one actually had to do with what I wrote...


Hello Internet dwellers,

It's me! And this is my 10th post! YAY! Today was not productive at all but I did get called a hipster by someone at work!
I was going to make a hipster joke but that's to mainstream...
So what did you do today? E-mail me I like getting e-mail, so far it's been nothing but update about Google and wonderful amazed Viagra customers.
Don't get me wrong it's an interesting read but still.
Speaking of interesting reads, here's a list of some of the top books that I've ever read:


Tina Fey's autobiography: Bossypants


You can tell where she got a large portion of her inspiration for Mean girls from the first few chapters of this book. They might be refused to as sections not chapters, at any rate it's an awesome read. I would say you won't be able to put it down, but that's never the case for me. The only book I couldn't put down was "the heroin diaries" which brings us to my next book


j-pod a Douglas Coupland novel


This book turned TV show made me want to make video games for a living, but I'll settle for making comics for fun. I loved the book more than the TV show, but for different reasons. I liked the way the books were written and how well the characters were realistic, but totally outrageous at the same time. I don't like that evil Mark was left out of the TV show.


the Heroin Diaries


I found this interesting because a lot of the things he felt and was experiencing were how I felt. But I've never done heroin in my life. But not knowing anything about Nikki Sixx I found it interesting and surprising at times. I also have the CD and it is just lovely!


The series of unfortunate events


Apparently I still have to read Lemony Snicket's unofficial biography to know all the facts of the story but I loved all 13 of the books that I read. Easy to read and quite the tale. Jim Carry in the Movie too, he played the part so well!


anyway, I've had enough social interaction for today.
Nameless Hipster girl

Tuesday 22 May 2012

Fe helps us play!


I'm just sitting on my front porch, listening to Grooveshark. Check it out if you have 2 minutes or more. I love music, that part of being a hipster.
Try this, go onto Grooveshark and type in a few random letters to make a word and discover a new band. Not new to the world but new to you. That's how I discovered Genialisted. Best band from (insert country here) every! (By the way, if anyone could tell me what language there speaking it would be really helpful.)
Speaking of languages, I've been practicing counting in Sign language and I've been going over how to say various animal names in Ukrainian. Learning is fun! I realize that makes me sound like Rod or Todd Flanders,

"Iron helps ups play!"

But I do enjoy learning new things. How else will I one day be able to say "I know how to play the accordion" in Ukrainian, to a deaf person....
That would be pointless, but then I would sign it to them and they would be amazed.
Anyway, I was thinking of the "cat vs. dog" as a pet debate today, and I decided it's to mainstream. I have a bird. I win.
My Pet can fly, my pet can say things, and my pet is soft. Your argument is invalid.
Show me someone who can teach their dog to say "F..k you". Although, I don't want my bird to learn how to say that, but my house mate is trying pretty hard to teach him.
Well I leave you with a song to get stuck in your head.

"I've got the Joy joy joy joy down in my heart,
Where?
Down in my heart to stay!
And if they devil dosn't like it he can sit in a tack!
OUCH!
Sit on a tack!"


Nameless Hipster girl
P.S. follow me on twitter it's not mainstream yet!

https://twitter.com/#!/NamelessHipster

Monday 21 May 2012

Jobs, am I right...


Hello Hipster followers!

I hate my job, but there are one or two things I like about it. I like most of the people I work with; they're friendly, or crazy just like me. I'm not going to use their names but I'm going to tell you about some of them that make me day.
There's one girl that's around my age, maybe a few years younger. She's always dancing to the music in the store, or just whatever is stuck in her head. There's this one guy that never smiles, but he is honestly the nicest person. When I first started working I was scared of him, but now I love it when he works. There are the bitter people who've been working there too long to give a damn anymore, so many of them but I love them all.
I realised, I like a lot of these people because they remind me of myself. I dance to music when there's nothing there, I hate work with a passion, and I don't smile very much. You're lucky if you've ever seen me smile, because apparently I have a nice smile. I mostly love the goofy people I work with though, but working at the store I work at, you have to be at least a little crazy.
Another reason I love working where I work is the few re-peat customers I get. The one lady who always gets a price match, the dude who looks and sounds like Weird Al (who I haven't seen in a while), the GORGEOUS older man that's there almost every day. He's such a hansom looking fellow (cheek bones to die for I tells ya!). But that's enough of being a girl...
My leg is twitching something terrible... ah, it won't stop. But here's my dedication to "House" because it's on its last season right now...


The important thing is to remember to love what you do, and if you don't love what you do, fake it! It burns more calories anyway.
Sex joke!
Nameless Hipster girl

Sunday 20 May 2012

I hope I'll be Chuck Norris approved one day


Hi there people!

Does anyone know of a good place to learn the accordion on the Internet? Or even in real life? Or if you know someone I could Skype with that knows the accordion? I found this one on You Tube, but it's missing every other lesson so he'll say "like we learnt last time" and I'll be like "I didn't learn that yet!"
Keeping with learning new things does anyone know of a way I could learn screamo? I've always wanted to learn and I'm having a hard time teaching myself.
I've been doing pretty well with learning Ukrainian and ASL. I've got apps for those so it's easier to practise anywhere. I can be on the bus signing to myself, or listening to Ukrainian and I don't have to worry about bothering the person next to me, versus practising the accordion on the bus, or screaming into someone’s ear.
Come to think of it that would be cool, I might try that. ha ha...
I got an e-mail request from a fan saying that I should post some art work. How they knew I'm an artist I'll never know. Maybe it's because hipsters are involved in some form of art, music, drawing, dance, blah, you know. So I'll try and have some posted soon, but I want to show you some newer stuff, and my arms are really crazy in pain the past little while.
I have this one drawing of a naked woman, who's supposed to look like she's vanishing into the light, but I totally messed it up and now I have to start over again. But I'll try and get stuff done. I've got 45 minutes of commuter time every day maybe I'll take some of that time to draw.
I'll post an old picture that I'm really proud of...

The picture quality is pretty bad, but I remember drawing this one day in the hall at school. A boy from my grad walked by and asked if he could have it and I told him no because I liked it too much. But I gave him another piece that I did, and I when out with him once. It didn't work out though.



I'll see if I can find more. I don't have a lot of my stuff on my new computer yet. I'm not really proud of my older stuff because I look back on it now and only see the flaws, but my new stuff is good or when I re-due my older stuff. But I'll get copies!
Here’s something I made last year....


I know, awesome right!
Sometimes, I like the way my mind works.

come to the dark side! We have Hipsters!
Nameless Hipster girl

Saturday 19 May 2012

This is a shout out to Christopher Columbus!

Welcome to the blog!


Hipsters are like Christopher Columbus, they discover things millions of people already knew about and say they knew about it first!
I'm only a Hipster by accident really. I changed my hair, I was going to get Buddy Holly glasses, but I decided not to, then all the hipsters stared wearing them and I was like "Hey! I like that! I should have gotten those glasses!"
Biggest regret ever.... Not really
So my days going well so far. I'm going to work on my comic stuff later on, but my arm is messed up right now so I can't write for very long. But I hope you all liked my random story starter that I posed yesterday!
I didn't realize how late it was when I realized I hadn't posted anything that day. So I posted that. it’s a story I've had half-finished for like a year now. let me know what you think! Sorry if there are spelling mistakes and junk, I'm dislexic.
Dyslexics are teople poo
Nameless Hipster girl
P.S. sorry the post is so short today, my arms are both in tenser bandages.

Friday 18 May 2012

Here's a story

Hey people,
I didn't have time to right a blog today, so here's a story. See you tomorrow.

"I see a cat." The boy said as he scetched out a drawing. "do you own a cat ma'am?"
"No," the old lady said on the other end of the phone.
"do you, perhaps know someone who has a cat?"
"wait! I do have a neighborhood cat that I feed every Thursday. She come around looking for scraps so instead of making her rummage through the garbage I feed her some nice tuna from a can." the old lady grinned as she spoke to the stranger at the psychic hotline.
"well then I guess that means this will happen on a Thursday." the voice said.
"what else do you see?" she asked intriguingly.
The telephone operator finished the drawing and seeped back to admire it, when he suddenly noticed just exactly what he had drawn. "Ma'am, please remain calm, but I see you dead on your kitchen floor."
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"But I'm going to be killed!" the woman said. "my psychic is never wrong."
"Ma'am I'm sure you know that psychics do things like that so you'll spend more money, it's all Parker tricks and such." the officer at the police department said.
"but he knew about all sorts of things, he knew that I was going to have a grandson when I turned 60, he knew that I needed hip surgery and he knew I had a cat I feed every Thursday."
"I assure you ma'am," the officer said, "you have nothing to be alarmed about, you live in a safe neighbourhood and you seem very healthy for a woman of 60, I'm sure your psychic was simply exaggerating."
"but I don't feel safe in my own home."
"The NYPD feels bad about that, but unfortunately we're to understated to provide some kind of around the clock perfection on your home."
"It doesn't have to be around the clock, it's going to happen on Thursday, just be there on Thursday!"
"we'll look into it ma'am, now go home and try to relax. I'm sure you'll be just fine." the officer put the folder he was writing in into his desk drawer and gestured the woman towards the door.
The woman left in a huff but the officer didn't seem to care. When she was out of sight he took the folder from his desk and through it in the trash.
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A few weeks later a neighbour of the old woman's noticed a cat coming out of her house. The man thought this was odd because he knew she didn't own any cats, he thought it would be best to investigate a little. He approached the house and as he got closer and closer he smelt something horrible. "Mrs. O'Neil. Are you home?" he could see that the door was open, but Mrs. O'Neil usually kept a very clean house, he couldn't understand how such a smell could be coming from her house. "Mrs. O'Neil it's Frank, from next door." he came closer and closer to the front door carefully just in case, he didn't know what to expect considering so many things were different then usual at her house. "I noticed your door was open so I figured I'd stop by to..." franks voice stopped in the middle of the sentence.
In the middle of the kitchen was a speaker out corps in a pool of blood.
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"and that smell." frank managed between sobs, "I can't believe it, she's the nicest lady in the world how could this have happened."
"we won't know until we Finnish our investigation. Is there any family we should contact?" as the officer questioned the neighbour two detectives enter the house, the walk over the police take and over to the CSI who is taking pictures of the kitchen.
"thinking of re-modelling?" the female directive said jokingly to the CSI.
"Yeah, I was thinking about giving my house that back to the 50's look." he said sarcastically.
"good to see you in such a good mood Greg." the detective smiled.
"well if you two love birds are done flirting, let's get to business shale we." the male directive walked over to the pool of blood where the body was. "how long was she here before she was found?"
"Corinne said a week I think," Greg said.
"that's odd, why didn't the police come." the female directive asked.
"the police thought she was just a raving old lady. Apparently she came into the police office 3 times last week and phoned about 5." the police officer said as he walked over to them. "we've got those reports at the station, well all but one."
"what happened to the one?" the female detective asked.
"the officer who interviewed her for the third time through out his case file, he didn't believe she was in any danger."
"well dose he believe her now?" the male directive said as he stud up. Go to your office get the files ready and the recording of the phone calls she made especially the last one." the detective turned to the unhooked phone that was close to the body. "I would think that must have been an interesting conversation, considering someone shot her during it."
"she hung up sir." the officer said.
The detective turned around. "what?"
"the lady hung up, she knew the police didn't believe there was really someone going to kill her so she hung up."
"why the he'll is the phone off the hook then?" the female detective asked.
"I don't know, perhaps someone should dust for prince and check her phone records."
"I'll dust!" Greg said heading over to the phone to take pictures.
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"It looks here like the old lady dialled a toll number after she hung up with the cops." the female detective said. "Greg dusted for prints on the phone and Mrs. O'Neil was the only person to touch that phone?"
"she phoned a toll number? Why the hell would she wanna do that? Did she remember something she wanted to get from the as seen on TV store as she was being murdered?" the male detective looked over some papers from the case in his hands. He was trying to think of suspects or a possible reason for why anyone would want to harm an old lady. He hadn't ruled out the possibility that this was just a random act of violence but the evidence that seemed to be popping up seemed to suspicious to be random.
"it seems that she called the same number a lot over that past five years." the female detective noticed after looking over the victims phone records. "it seems she only called them, aside from all of last week when she was calling the cops every day."
"what's it a number for?" the male detective seemed intrigued at the new information.
"psychics of New York." the female detective said. The detectives looked at each other. This murder was getting weirder by the minute.
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After the detectives found out the location the the New York's downtown office they headed over to find out any information they could about Mrs.O'Neil.
"well we don't recoded our callers but I think I could find out who talked to her. I'll just have to check the systems again." the detectives looked around an
T the call centre. The building was like a regular call centre except for the fact that most of the cubicles were filled with people who were oddly dressed or seemingly doing some kind of ritual.
"it seems that she talked to Brenda last. She's on her brake right now." the lady at the front desk gave them directions to the break room and continued with her filling.
"I can't believe people really believe in this kind of stuff. No one believes in cold hard facts they're all looking at the stars and getting someone to read there Ora. It's all so stupid." the man detective said. "the old woman was probably senile. That's why she phoned here all the time."
Once they got to the break room they found two employees at the table in the middle of the room. One was a girl so they asked if she was Brenda, she was so they started there questions about Mrs. O'Neil.
"what did she say when you talked to her?" the detectives asked.
"well, she just kept asking for Taro, she seemed really worried." Brenda said. "But Taro had the day off so I was trying to help her but she said "It's to late he's here." and then I heard some voices in the background and then it sounded like she dropped the phone."
"did she mean Taro? Taro was already there?" the female detective asked.
"I dunno what she meant but I hung up and didn't think much of it. We get all kind of crazy calls like that. But if you really wanna know anything I'd suggest talking to Taro. He's working eight now."
The detectives wrote down some stuff and then headed off to the front desk to get them to help find there next interviewee.
"well he's at his cubicle right now but he'll be off in about a half an hour." the lady at the front said. "that's when his shift ends."
"we'll wait for him out here the ." the detectives sat down in the waiting area and waited for Taro to Finnish work. They didn't know what to expect. Were they going to come face to face with the murderer or was this going to be a run in with yet another wacko who worked there. They didn't seem to be waiting long until a yeah boy by the age of 17 or so came up to them.
"hey, you guys cops?"
"yes we are, but we're waiting to see someone so why do 't you run home to your mom because we're kind of busy." the male cop was getting impatient and didn't have time to deal with kids.
"my mom's dead, but thanks for reminding me and I know your waiting to see someone, you wanted to talk to me. My name's Taro." the detectives looked over this kid and didn't know what to say.

Thursday 17 May 2012

Hey look at this!

Hey people. How's it going?

Work called me in early today, you know what that means? More money! Yay! There's a creepy magician here at the bus stop. I'll try and get a picture of him and post it. He's not a magician, he just looks like one and it's creepy.
(totally what the dude looked like!)



Anyway I'm here to announce that I, Nameless Hipster girl like Yoko Ono. Not only that but I hate this "Justin Beber" character people seem to love. If you have not heard "Yes, I am your angle" by Yoko Ono you have not lived a day in your life!
I'm listening to it right now (that's not true I'm listening to "that's not my name" by the ting tings") I bought it for $1.29 because my mom said and I quote " it will be the bet $1.29 you ever spend!" I'm not sure if it will be but so far it is!
... Some hours later...
Well I'm on my half hour brake now. I can't find the song I want to listen to on my iPod. it's by "Genialisted" which is a band from... An unknown country. Not sure where they're from or what language they're speaking. I know I used to have the song on here, but I guess now I don't. I can't remember what it's called but I'll find it and post a link on the blog when I get home.
Now I'm listening to "Yes, I am your angel"
Tra-la-la-la-la!
I'll try and post pictures and stuff but I don’t know if I have the right cord to connect my camera to the computer. It's not a real camera; it's a blackberry that I can't use for anything else. Most expensive paper weight I ever bought really. But at least I've got something to take pictures with.
Well I have carpel tunnel so talk to you later.
Nameless Hipster girl

P.S. links
Genialisted - Leekiv Armastus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXR13Yl-USw&noredirect=1
Yoko Ono - Yes, I am your angel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMZSrK_Bsss

Wednesday 16 May 2012

Hipsters are people too


Hello Hipster porn searchers of the Internet,

No, this is not a porn site; it's just a regular blog. Talking about random stuff that makes me a hipster.
What am I up to? I'm watching American idol with my house mate. She's on the phone, not paying attention at all... I should change the channel, but the remotes all the way over there... screw it.
So today at work I got several comments about my hair. I love my hair too, but when you can't see my roots people always ask me what my natural hair colour is. Not in a sexual way (I hope. the first comment was from a 62 year old woman, possibly the same one who was buying KY brand stuff that one time...that was creepy, she was probably older the 62 actually, she was closer to 70 or 80, but I have no real way of finding out how old she is without asking her.) but just as a conversation starter. Same with the spelling of my name. It's different so some people don't know how to pronounce it, but then we get in a whole discussion.
Sometimes I like the people at work, but most of the time I hate them. I like my co-workers though. Today one of the women I work with told me I reminded her of the girl from Juno. The rest of the day she called me "Juno".
Now personally, I am not offended by that, because she didn't mean it like "you look like a pregnant teen" she meant it "you have a spunky and odd outlook on life" which is true if you don't know me very well. Which is how most people know me? Plus Ellen Page is both cute, and an exceptional actress.
OH and my computer is working again! I need new stickers for it and I will try and post a daily comic once I have the cartooning figured out. we'll see, we'll see....

That's all for now! Don’t forget to e-mail me!

hipstergirlwithnumbers@gmail.com

Tuesday 15 May 2012

Did anyone else hear that...


Hello followers of the Internet!

I made myself sad yesterday. My hipster levels were low, as they get sometimes, so I was listening to some music with one of my house mates as she cleaned her room. A song by Skrillex and... I liked it. And I actually used the phrase, "I liked this before it was cool." because I too was one of those kids that found amusement in putting random sounds together. I've always loved it. It always makes me sad to say those words. "I liked it before it was cool."
It just sickens me...
Sometimes I don't like being a hipster. But most of the time it gives me the chance to be sassy and sarcastic without real reason (from not being a teen or a true child of the nineties anymore.)
The 90's were a good time, stupid fashion but good TV shows for kids. Now TV sucks, but back then it was awesome. Remember kids, you're never to young to remains!
Does anyone remember portable CD players, I remember wanting one so bad. I think I mostly listened to Hillary Duff on it so clearly that was a long time ago... I liked her for a month is grade 4 I believe. Maybe even a few months. Once I discovered Green Day there was no turning back.
Well I've rambled enough for today.
Talk to you later,
Nameless Hipster girl

Monday 14 May 2012

THERE EVERYWHERE!

Hey people!
Okay, so I know I had that other site, but because my laptop was going all crazy and the Internet was crapping out every once in a while I had to change the website. So here I am on Blogger, so if I have to I can access me account from my iPod, because I have one of those... because I'm a hipster.
SO! Anyway, work was cool. Mother’s day was yesterday. I had to work, but after work I when and had dinner with my family, Chicken delight, and some kind of peanut butter fudge stuff my sister made. It was so sweet it could make your nose bleed. Crazy!
Then when I came home I spent some time with my roommate and we met out neighbour, who had some kind of made up name. Probably a nick name... anyway, after that I had some broccoli cheese bites and went to bed.


WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY... "What are broccoli cheese bites?" Well, apart from a Doritos taco, there the most delicious things on the planet! It’s just breaded broccoli and cheese. SOOOO good. There are things that are better I'm sure, but I have yet to try them. So as always send me an e-mail of things you'd like me to talk about, questions comments concerns and all that jazz. SO send me an e-mail @ hipstergirlwithnumbers@gmail.com
I look forward to hearing from you and I'll come back next time with more hipster things to talk about... for now I am off! To draw some comics! I'll try and load them on here if I get the chance...
All the best,
Nameless Hipster Girl