Yes, We have no Bananas

Hey bloggers,

Well I’m officially 20 now. No more teen years. I guess I’m going to have to be a responsible adult from now on.

That’s pronbably not going to happen. Oh well. The day after my birthday I had chips for breakfast and drank chocolate milk right out of the carton. But I did make myself a nice healthy lunch (Mixed veggies and brown rice mmm). All in all it was a good birthday, started off with me getting stranded out 4 km from my house whilst looking at the stars, so I walked back home and got my dad to come get me then he realized the car was still in gear that’s why the engine wouldn’t turn over. (Wah wah) I recommend everyone start their birthdays with a long walk on a highway in the dark. Makes for an interesting story. After I went to bed at 2am I woke up and went to work (8-1) then I went home. I watched random stuff on Netflix then headed over to the neighbors house and got them so we could all walk to Hooters together to meet up with my family. We all had fun, I assume. More friends showed up and then around 11 we all went home, Aaron and I walked back, which was also a really far walk. When I got home I turned on “In time” on Netflix and fell asleep, I don’t remember a thing about that movie.

All in all it was a blast. I got some money so I can still save up for my dream phone. Sigh, I’ll have to wait another week for it most likely, but I’m going to decide on a tattoo and get it priced out. It might have to be my Christmas present to myself instead of my birthday present. Unless I get more money some time soon. More than my pay check, because most of that goes into saveings for school if I don’t have to buy food or pay for rent.

But speaking of money and rent, I need a second Job. The one I have now doesn’t pay me enough. Though I might start getting more hours once everyone starts school and there are less people to work. Then I’ll be raking in the dough! Woohoo! I guess we’ll see come mid September.

Well that’s all for now. Don’t forget to tell your friends about my web site. Be they Dutch, Russian or just plain American. Tell the world!

Nameless Hipster girl

Malcolm in the middle of my life!

Dear blog readers,

I don’t know why but my twitter app hasn’t been working at all lately. So I haven’t been posting much. Also I’ve been distracted with Malcolm in the middle. I downloaded episodes and have been watching them for the past few weeks. I didn’t notice how often they re-used actors in that show. Like Frances’s lawyer who emancipated him, was “Joe” the snitch who worked at the Lucky Aid with Lois a few seasons later. And I’m pretty sure Steve’s mom is Malcolm’s teacher from the first episode.

But All in all I guess I’m trying to say I’ve been distracted and haven’t had a lot of time to work on my blog. I was going to have a comic ready for this post but I just haven’t gotten around to it. I need tips on keeping to tasks.

I shouldn’t beat myself up to bad though, I did manage to clean my room, do my laundry and dye my hair like I planned.  They said it couldn’t be done, but I said “YES IT CAN!”

Sorry caps lock was stuck.

Now I’m uninstalling unwanted programs from my computer. All the things that start up as I’m trying to do stuff fast on my computer, totally slow it down to a screeching halt. GAH! So annoying!

I have a task for you this week. Tweet me the answer or comment or e-mail me. If someone ows you money, and you don’t talk to them anymore, but you think you have a way of getting in touch with them, how do you go about asking them for money?

My friend, will call him “Tre” from High school owes me money, but I think he’s in jail now. My neighbour owes me 6 dollars but that’s easy enough to get back from him, and of course the meth dealer owes me for the cell phone I gave him(still a story for another day), and other people too but how do I ask them?

Advice is well appreciated!

Nameless Hipster girl

P.S. sorry about the spelling and grammar, but Saturday snuck up on me again and I didn't get the chance to send it off to get proof read.

Who will be chased next week?

Dear blog readers,
So much to talk about this week! Sorry about the late post but I woke up at 5pm on saturday after having slept for 24 hours and I had to go to work, so I showered wrote that quick thing to keep you in the know and then went to work. And do you know what I did when I came home?
Damn I was hoping someone could tell me because I can't remember. I think I took the bus back. I assume I did.
So my neighbors jail broke my iPod, and I dunno if it's ever happened to you guys, but it sucks! I dunno why but my music is totally messed up now! And it's waaaaay slower then it used to be. It's kind of cool because I have it set as a Simpsons theme, so a lot of the apps look like simpsons characters and junk. But I dunno if I really like it any better then it used to be. But hopefully I'll be getting a samsung galaxy note soon anyway.
Don't tell my landlord but I've been attracting neighborhood cats by leaving food out for them. Not all of them really, just the one. I named her "Charlie". I'm pretty sure it's a girl, but Charlie works for boys and girls so it's a good name. Fortunately, Charlie started to come around during the day, and my landlord got used to her and now he's feeding her too. He refers to her as the porch cat and calls her "George Micheal". (thinks she's a boy) anyone who knows her will tell you she's more of a Charlie then any other name you could think of.
So this sore throat I've had has lasted for about 3 weeks now so I'm gonna go see someone about it. I think I might have tonsilitis again. I've had it before.
Remember the other day when I told you about krave cereal. Well I tried it. And remember that other post that said I had icing added to my special K to make it better. Well from the makers of crappy cereal bring you... Icing stuffed cereal! In the words of Sideshow Mel "Terrible".
Follow me on Twitter for more interesting quips about life! I'll be able to be more constant once I get a full data plan with my new phone. T minus one month as far as I can tell. 2 more pay cheques plus one birthday, that should do it!
I keep forgetting my birthday's coming up. I hope I get Money!
Nameless Hipster Girl

Hipster saturday

Today's hipster blog has been moved to hipster saturday (monday). If you wish to read this blog today (actual saturday) then you should get in your time machine and go to monday and read it.
Here is a picture on my iPod.

Charlie is the name. Actually no...

Dear blog readers,
As promised this post will be all about music! Last week I told you about an awesome song called "booggere" that I got free off iTunes, did you get a chance to check it out? I always get free stuff from iTunes because if you're going to get an MP3 player that costs 400$ that can do a bunch of crap, I should not be expected to pay for all my music. I suppose why that's why people jailbreak there iPods and iPhones.
Well I haven't had the chance to check out this weeks song of the week or French song of the week (which I also get. So far "noir et blace" is my favorite free song but there are some close seconds.)
If you don't have an iPod and are using something other then iTunes to listen to music on, you are clearly not a hipster so what are you doing reading my blog? Go on, get out of here! Shoo!
Sheesh, anyway I've got a lot of cool songs to tell you about. I love classical music; my favorite at the moment is:
Delibes: Lakme something or other.
It's got a lot of words after that but I can never remember what they are. But it's just so awesome! You guys should check it out!
Also, I don't know if this happened to you guys, but sometimes I'll forget about a band and come back to them months or years later and go "I remember these guys! I love them!" typically for me this happened with "panic at the disco" and "the killers" but most recently it happened with "sugar ray."

I love sugar ray! When the show "do you know the lyrics" or "know the lyrics" or what ever it was called came on the host was Wayne Brady, and all my friends and I wanted to be on it to meet Wayne Brady because he was on "who's line is it anyway" (plus he's Wayne Brady)

Wayne Brady! 'nough said

 but after he got off the show to go back to Vegas to perform, guess who the host of the show was? None other then a certain Mr. Mark McGrath the lead singer of Sugar Ray!

 And so I wanted to be on the show even more, but all my friends were like "pft who's that guy? What ever!" to which I said
... Well so many songs I love by them so I can't even sing a specific song. But I would have loved to sing a Sugar Ray song right next to the lead singer of the band! But that would be embarrassing if I got it wrong.
Plus my dreams have changed. Oh well, stay on.
So like I was saying I love them and I recently re-discovered them on my iPod. Especially the song "new direction" which actually there are 2 of. On the CD 14:59 the first and last songs are both called "new direction" but I'm talking about the first one

"Be nice to your sister

Talk to your grandmother

Paint her a pretty picture

Don't play ball in the house

Don't run with Scissors

Be nice to cops"

All sung in the voice stylings reminiscent of dethklok. Ah Nathain Explotion if you were real I... Actually they are a real band, but I can't go to their concert, I don't have enough money.

Dethklok La diddy da doo Dethkolok

I blame drugs. Not because I have a problem, just because there is no one else to blame. Drugs are my scapegoat. But then George Clooney stares at it and it does.
So many random references today I hope you guys get them all!
Anyway other things you should check out. Because I've got other things to do and you obviously don't because you're reading this blog are as follows:
K-os (Canadian, rap/hip-hop/rege)
Moby(for obvious reasons)
Any kind of music from TV shows or random musicals (Repo and the simpsons included)
So check those out and follow me on twitter! Tweet back at me or leave a comment on the blog!
See you all next week I'll tell you all about my hipster levels!(right now they're low)
Nameless Hipster girl