Friday 25 January 2013

Work am I right?

How the managers see it...
Stand inserting of your till so people know your open.
Me: what? The lights not enough of a give away?

customer logic: Don't squish my bread!
Me: then don't put it on the conveyor belt first!

customer logic: I have 2 orders, you can put them both down the same belt.
Me: The belt is not big enough for your 2 $300 orders... you suck...

Manager: Can you go pick up baskets for the customers, and open a till and put some of these put-aways away?
Me: but I haven't gotten my last 15 minute break and I'm done in an hour.
Manager: What? Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Definition of a Manager:
1. a person who directs or manages an organization, industry, shop 

2. a person who manages

so... you should be keeping track of all that stuff. not me. I don't get payed to manage, I get payed to stand around and look pretty and take money from people for their food.

If I was a manager, I would quit. because my life would be sad... er... then it is sometimes.

though this week has been pretty good. I'd even say it was swell! mostly because I got in touch with some old friends and found out my homeless friend isn't dead! he's just in hiding. So that's good to know.

My last shift at work will be on Sunday AND I'll start school on Monday!
Next week I'll be going to a rock show on Friday so I'll get to tell you all about it on Saturday's post!
oooo Saturday's post! it reminds me of Norman Rockwell, sigh... one day I'll be an artist like that....

Nameless Hipster gril

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