Songs I never understood as a kid

Hello there,

Okay, as a kid. I, as I'm sure you have, heard songs by Aqua, Backstreet boys, exthetera.

And there were a few songs that I never understood. I imagined I would understand them when I got older, but I listen to them now and I still think "What the f**k are they talking about?"

Examples

First

Backstreet boys... Or Insink... However it's spelt... Always got them mixed up...

"I want it that way"

"I never wanna hear you say I want it that way.

What way? What is this this that she would want the other way? Is it sexual? Is it literal? Des he just not like those words in the particular order? I don't understand!

Second

Aqua

Barbie girl

Now, Aqua apparently got sued for this song because they didn't get the rights to use the "Barbie" brand. Bt they won. So... You suck.

But my main point. Barbie (illedgedly) can do all kinds of things. Which, if you have a good imagination is true, my Barbie mostly just hung out with her friends and smoked weed.

"I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees"

NEVER I say NEVER have any of my Barbies EVER been able to bend at the knees. Especially not enough to beg on her knees. Barbie was either sitting with her legs straight out, or she was standing.

I'm pretty sure all of Aqua's song were meant as sexual innuendo.

Think of a song...

Think of the words...

See? You see?!

 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Unfortunately I have no third example. But have you heard the song "liquid dreams" by O-Town. Just the name SCREAMS "In appropriate work place topic"

But he says 

"I dream about a girl, who's a mix of Destinies Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile." 

That sounds... Creepy...

Anyway. I guess that's it for today. I'll talk to you guys later.

Nameless Hipster girl

Work out and a movie

Today's work out is crazy. I went to a boot camp work out thing by my house. 

Legs up

Kick ass

Dance around

Did all kinds of stuff for about an hour. Now I'm tired, and I'm going to watch "Red" with my sister.

So... Keeping with a workout routine seems easy for now. But I imagine it will get harder as my life gets busy. I'll have a job. I'll want to hang out with fiends, I won't necessarily be home to workout on the elliptical or go to boot camp with my dad. So this is a simple 4 minute excersizes, you can find on my Pinterest bored labeled "workout" it's easy and it helps you burn fat for up to 36 hours after you do it. 

http://pinterest.com/pin/98516310571868780/

No excuses! It's only 4 minutes! You could do it while you're waiting for the bus! Hell if you live where I do you could do 10 of them while you're waiting for the bus. Transit sucks here.

Well that's all for now. Have fun working out! And remember if you think you're having a heart attack go to the hospital! 

Nameless Hipster girl

Arms are swore but getting stronger

I'm not feeling well today. I'm feeling kind of weak and dizzy, but I think I'll be fine. 

I worked out my arms and I've changed the list a little.

Alternating shoulder touches

Bicepcurls 

Triceps kickbacks

Fist bumps

Chest presses

Alternative shoulder touches you can usually find on Pinterest. I though I have it on my work out bored. But it's basically you get in poison to do a push up and you just touch your shoulders instead.

20x 2reps

Bicep curls are easy. Just take something you can lift (I use a 5lbs weight but you could probably use a jug of milk or something heavy.or just tens up your muscle if it's your first time doing one), and you extend your arm and bend it to you.

20x 2reps

Tricep kick backs 101

Bend over, extend your arm back like your bowling and but your hand to your shoulder.

20x 2reps

Fist bumps is something I came up with myself. Unless someone else has thought of it and calls it something else. Then they came up with it.

Anyway

You basically just lift your fist up in the air like you're at a rock concert then you rotate your shoulder muscle. You can bend your arm so you don't have to knock anything over. I find it's a nice stretch.

20x 2reps

Finnaly chest presses. You lay on your back and put your elbows parallel to your head. Then you lift your hands over your head. 

20x 2reps

If you're still unsure how to do these excersizes just go onto Pinterest and follow me and look at my work out bored. I have all of these, and more pinned.

That's all for now. Drink lots of water!

Nameless hipster girl

Help! I'm bored with my work out

Hey everyone,

Today is a cardio day, I'm going to go on my elliptical for about 20-30 minutes then do some boxing and dancing for about an hour. But I have a problem with my daily core work out.

  

The side sizzler and muffin top melter do nothing for me. For those of you that don't know what they are I'll show you the picture from Pinterest.

I don't know if I'm doing it right, but I don't feel any change even if I do a lot of them. And I know I should feel something in the muffin top melter because I do carry weight in the area.

So now I'm looking for new ab work outs. So send me ideas. Tweet me, pin me, Instagram.... It. That doesn't have a short form yet. Gam me? No... In me? Eww no...

Well whatever, just let me know if you know of a really good ab exercise. 

Hipster away!

Nameless hipster girl

Leg day

So today is a leg day! Which means I'm doing lots of squats and high knees and butt kickers. I've made a calendar that tells me what kind of work out I'm doing and how many reps I'm doing in each exercise! I'm pumped and motivated!(if that's spelt right...) 

Anywhooooo... It is hump day! Or Wednesday as you may call it, I got 8 hours of sleep but from 4 am to 12 in the afternoon. It was nice

Well not really

I've been sleeping to much. I sleep I work out I eat in my sleep and then I wake up and do it all again! Ya ya ya! 

And the man in the back said everyone attack and then it turned into a ballroom blitz...

It was frightening 

You know the song

Haven't done annoying too hipster...ish... In a while. Though I did read a book a few days ago, which seems to be a new hipster trend even though it's not really. I think some people are just doing things people used to do before the Internet and assuming it has something to do with being a hipster. And that's no what being a hipster is.

For me being a hipster is like... Well I do 't really know how to explain it. I've been a hipster sense I was a kid and I hated kids. Or ever sense I used to watch "All in the family" before pre-school. Or whenmy favourite   show as a kid was "Are you being served". It's not anymore. I don't really watch TV anymore, but as a kid who grew up in the 90's it seems weird that my favourite shows were from the 70's, or older. Not really sure when "Are you being served" was filmed. 

But all in all I guess I'm saying, as I've probably said many times before...

I was a hipster before it was cool.

Nameless hipster girl

Gotta work it out!

Everybody listen in, I wanna see you dance.

I don't think you heard me I wanna see you dance.

GET UP AND DANCE! Get up and dance!

Seriously. If you're not sure where to start just start. I've been dancing and boxing for cardio and a little bit of strength building. But I also do the daily work outs that I have written on my white boards.

I alternate between arm day, leg day, rest day, and do core work outs every day. Plus my cardio work outs.

Today my leg muscle is killing me so it's an arm day, but I will use yoga (hipster) to stretch it out a little.

I recommend seeing a doctor before you start on any new health kick, but most likely if you're an unhealthy slob, or you could stand to loose a few, your doctor will say it's fine.

Also, if you add me on Pinterest I'll pin motivational posters and good recipes for you to try.

A lot of the recipes I pin are gluten free because I'm trying to be gluten free for medical reasons.

So add me on twitter, Pinterest, or Instagram. 3 hipster ways to get into shape.

Lets lose that weight, or maintain that lifestyle... The hipster way!

Nameless hipster girl

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I'm back!

Hi there bloggers. 

As a hipster, and a girl. I am always crazy about the latest "get fit" craze. So here it goes.

I have a goal. To get to 120lbs by the end of August.

Through the help of Pinterest I've come up with some good workout's to do. 

Alternating from legs and arms every day with a rest in between. I'll work out my core every day.

So join me and see just how easy it can be to eat right, and be awesome! You know. Because I'm a hipster.

Nameless hipster girl