Life as seen by my cat

I was put up for adoption when I was only a few weeks old. I had a 5 other siblings, I've been told I look like my dad. He had the same hair, long and gold like the sun. I never really knew my parents but my foster father loved me very much. He was a tall man, short brown hair he occationally shaved off. We were so poor I had to sleep in his bed for the first two year of my life. He'd cuddle up next to me and tell me he loves me every day. 

But one day, I heard so e bad news. When I was about two and a half years old I heard that my dad was getting kicked out of his home. We were going to have to move.

I couldn't believe it. This was my home. It's always been my home. Where else am I going to cuddle with daddy and lick plastic bags and sleep for hours at a time?

But then the unfortunate news came to me. One bleak December evening. My daddy took me into his room looked me in the eyes and told me I was going to have to live with another family.

"I love you boy." He said with tears in the corners of his eyes "but Jeff won't let me keep a cat at his place. But don't worry. I got a good girl ready to give you a good home."

He handed me over to a lady. She put me in a car and drove off. I saw my daddy looking out his bedroom window at us as we drove away. 

I called out for him, but he couldn't hear me. I called out the whole drive. I don't know how far away we went, but we drove for a long time. I cried the whole ride. The woman gave me comforting words the whole ride, but I was scared.

Once we got to her house she scooped me up from the back seat and brought me into the house, but just as she put me down in the front doorway I ran. Drafted out the door around the house and next to a fence. I called out for my daddy. I called and called, but there was no answer. The lady came around the corner and got me. She gave me hugs and told me everything was going to be alright. I was cold, and scared.

I still miss my daddy, the lady I live with now dosen't seem to like it when I lick my ass in front if her like daddy did. But everyone in the house says "aww" when I sit in there shoes like I used to back home. I get to go outside from time to time, but not for very long and not when it's to cold. Sometimes I sit in the window sill and wonder if daddy ever thinks of me as much as I think of him. Or if he remembers me at all. I like it here though. There's another cat, but she doesn't seem to like me much, but the house is big enough so we can avoid each other.

My third birthday's coming up and I want a little brother. As much as I like having the other cat here, I'd like a little brother to cuddle with and teach things to. Like how to lick a bag or the best places in the house to take a nap. But I hear the people in the house often saying that we can't have anymore animals. It's a shame. Maybe I'll ask for one next year. If we lose that other cat with the weird long ears and no tail at they call "Bunny" or one of those flying cats with weird shaped fur that I want to play with but the people yell at me for when I try to give them a high five. All in all I like my new home, and I hope my daddy is somewhere safe and warm like I am thinking of me. I still love you daddy. And in someway I always will.

Hello everybody!

Hi Dr. Nick

I trust you're doing well. I just finished a few books, because books are the new TV shows and I figured, this being my blog and I can write about whatever I want, I'd review them for you

Betty whites auto biography:

Betty White If you ask me (and of course you won't)

I read this in a day, I couldn't put it down. It was easy to read and the stories were interesting. I mostly love the way to was written. You can almost hear Betty white sitting on a sofa in her house writing about her life. It's written in kind of a journal format, but she gives the reader some background and behind the sense information about her life. 

The first few sections I was laughing and I put it down to tell my dad "this sounds like the rumblings of grandpa Simpson! I love it!" And then I shut up and read the rest. I love Betty Whites fondness for animals and ofcaurse she's a very talented actress. I didn't know she had written other books, so now I'm on the look out for them. I hope when I'm her age I'll be a secessful actress. 

Actually, when I'm her age I hope to either be dead for 50 years. But she makes old age look fun! Maybe I will make it to 89!

The next book I read was "The help"

The help by Kathryn Stockett

Now if you follow me on twitter you know how long it took me to Finnish this book and I had to force myself to do it. I liked the idea behind the book and I think I would totally be like the "Miss Skeeter" charicter if I was in the 1960's. Actually I guess I'd be more like mrs. Celia. A housewife with nothing to do but sit around all day and look pretty but I'd be polite to my help.

Now I don't want to give away to plot for those of you who haven't read the book or seen the movie, but I don't recommend reading this book of you don't like fiction. 

I hate fiction, but I wanted to read this book before I saw the movie. However now that I've read the book, I don't want to see the movie. I didn't like this book.

Like. I said before I liked the idea of it, and I like some of the story bites, but as a whole, I didn't like it. I did love that the characters made sense logically, and you could really get to know them and there struggles, you learn that behind every face, no matter what colour, there is a secret. But I already knew that going in. Maybe that's why it wasn't my cup of tea. There was too much foreshadowing, to me it was too predictable. But the characters were lovely and the story was well written. I might read this authors work in the future.

I still have six more books from the library to read before the 28th. Cloud atlas, jumper, and biographies and autobiographies of various celebrities. I'll give my reviews on twitter as I read them, and if I have anything extensive to write about them I just might blog about it.

I have to get to reading now, bye bye!

All the best,

Nameless hipster girl

Photo's from Instagram

Hey you guys

This is my hipster Ariel costume for comic con last weekend

Why you know fallow me of Instagram?

This was my Halloween costume for handing out candy.

We've come for your daughter chuck! 

It's beetlejuce for those who don't know.

Happy movember! And I just realized my friend Candace is photo bombing this picture with her picture HA!

This is my one perchance at comic con! I plan on collecting more from more movies!

So all in all I ask you, please follow me on Instagram and Twitter

 @Namelesshipstergirl 

Hello nurse!

I hope you all had a happy Halloween and a great All saints day!
I plan on having a great Sunday this weekend. I have to work in the morning and the evening, but from 10 am to 2:30pm I'll be rooming around comic con. Liking for shirts, or stickers or general "Slythrin" memorabilia! I'm excited. I also got a job as a server and I'm going to start getting payed for my work at the cafe I've been working at. (So far it's been on a volunteer bases, but now I'm going to be an actual worker) I'll have my debts payed off faster then you can say the hardest thing you can say.
Once I get stuff payed off I can start saving for my own place, and more tattoos abd other cool things I can't really think off right now.
Anyway, just wanted to update my blog a little and say hey. I'll post pictures from comic con next time, until then
Have a nice day
Nameless hipster girl

What kind of music do you listen to?

Hey people, and a special hello to everyone else.

Have you ever noticed that the number one question that you get asked when meeting new people is "do you like music?" Or "what kind of music do you listen too?"

Personally, I think the kind of music you like to listen too says a lot about who you are. If you enjoy a large variety of music you probably are more open minded and sophisticated and you use words like "therefor" and "sophisticated". But if you only listen to one type of music then you probably don't experience much outside of your comfort zone. 

I'm not trying to stereotype people who listen to certain kinds of music, but generally speaking there are certain personalities that come with certain lovers of a specific genre of music. 

For instance;

Rock: confident, sometimes borderline cocky people, there very outgoing and friendly, but if you piss them off they'll kick your ass.

Punk-rock: similar to rockers, but are pissed off easier and get in fights when they drink. Every time they drink.

Jazz: these guys are easy going. They like the simple things in life. There passionate about whatever they love, but could still get in a fight if they had too.

Rhythm and Blues: sometimes passionate to an over extent. Bordering on obsessive. Easy going for the most part but high strung individuals who, like punk-rockers, get into fights when they drink, but only when they drink too much, but are occationally less likely to win.

Classical music: these guys love the finer things in life, but lets face it, they have too. If you're a lover of rock and roll music you only need to pay a $5 cover charge to go see a show at a bar, but if you like classical music and you want to go see someone play Mozart's Requiem: Lacrimosa you have to pay an arm and a leg typically. And you just get to sit there in a room and listen. No screaming, no mosh pit. And if you start making out with the person you took there, they kick you out. So these guys are typically passionate but not too out in the open with there passion.

Example: you would see a punk rocker making out with his chick in a Starbucks, but a classical music lover would save that for the bed room.

Also if they got in a fight, they'd probably pay someone to kick your ass.

Rap: rap lovers are the jokers of the music loveing world. They will laugh louder and more obnoxiously then anyone in the world. But if you piss them off, or mess with there friends or family they will come at you. HARD! So you best be stepin' off bro, no whatimsayin'. 

Country: country music lovers are stupid and like to have sex with their cousins. (Once again, not stereotyping, just saying in general. There is an exception to every rule.)

I'm mostly saying, people who only like one kind of music should open their minds a bit and experience whatelse is out there. You might end up falling in love with a type of music you thought you would hate.

Most people do like more then just one kind of music, I find. And there are many more kinds of music than the ones I mentioned. There are mixed genres, Alternative, Indie, dance music, dubstep, electronic, folk, hip-hop and so on and so on...

I love almost anything I listen too. Case and point I could listen to Yoko Ono's "Yes I'm Your Angel" for days. To skrillex for hours, or the song "someone that I used to know" for a whole summer. Which I did once. Actually that was pretty torturous... But still! 

There are people who complain when an artist they love changes their sound. Like for example, when Snoop dog became Snoop lion. He changed in his mind so his music changed with it. Nothing wrong with it. Growth is human nature, if we don't learn and adapt and change, we die. Sometimes change isn't for the better. For instance the decemberists, there old stuff kicked ass. There newer stuff, not so good. They changed something ever so slightly, they took a chance, but they failed. Oh well.

All in all I leave you with this quote:

"Keep and open mind, but not so open as for it to fall out." -can't remember.

Nameless Hipster girl

Here I am again, on my own

Hey there blog readers,

Nobody likes a child who complains and I won't be the child anymore!

I hope you recognize those lyrics, because if you don't you've failed at being a hipster. Go home! You're not wanted here!

The reason I post those lyrics is that I've been trying to improve myself. You know how people say "be yourself" well that's just fine for a Disney movie. Here in the real world it just didn't cut it.

"remember, Bee yourself!"

So I'm trying to be more positive and open to people, but normally I'm very negative and guarded. Mostly because I have mental health issues, but also because people suck. "Shoot 'em all and let God sort it out" is what I say (actually I usually say "Bigger is better." But it didn't apply to this situation.)

"My mom's puerto rican, that's why I'm so lively and colorful."

But that kind of attitude doesn't get me very far. So I'm trying. I'd like more friends. Friends I actually like. I miss that kind of friendship. I usually have friends I don't like. They suck...

Anyway, my life as a hipster stays constant. As the winter months approach it will get harder to determine the hipsters from the "lame" people, but believe me when I say "Just because I dress and act like a hipster doesn't mean I am one. They're copying me, I swear!" And that my friends you can take to the bank!

Don't forget to follow me on twitter, instagram and Pinterest! 

Twitter: @NamelessHipster

Instagram: @Namlesshipstergirl

Pinterest: @Bellamontgomary

Have a nice day! Or don't, I'm not the boss of you...

Nameless Hipster girl

My apologies

Sorry for the spaced out blog entries, but life catches up with you, you know.
Anyway, I did a google search the other day for "what to do when your boss is bullying you" but then I got fired yesterday, so that problem kind of solved itself. So yay!
But now I need to look for a new job. Boo!
Don't get me wrong, I'm an awesome person, easy to work with, blah blah blah. But I don't like meeting new people or talking on the phone, or being in the lowest positoon avalable. Like a gym teacher, or a telemarketer for the cheep crap no one wants.
All in all, I guess I'm now looking for a job that I don't have to talk to to many people, I don't sell anything, I don't have to be yelled at or ritaculed by supervisours and where I cab make enough money to party back my student loan in a year and a half.
For now I'll go back to drawing comics and not doing too much. Woow!

Tonsillitis

Hey there party people

I realized I have't done my blog in a while so I figured I'd do it now.

I have no life. It has come to my attentions, most recently when I went to bed at 8pm on a Friday night and woke the next morning with no messages to greet me. Depressing...

But life goes on.

My face hurts. Mostly from my toncilles. I have tonsillitis (if that is how you spell it). I get it every year. It's very annoying. It hurt less last year, but I didn't get so much pus it was more just toncilles stones then tonsillitis. Sorry to get graphic on you.

Moist

Moist

Moist

That'll creep my sister out

Anyway, I'm bored, and I have no one to talk to, and Pinterest is not working. Lovely... This is going to be one lonely evening. I would go and sit outside but it's raining. I would go for a drive, but I have no gas money...plus I have no where to go.

Don't feel bad for me though...

What's that? You didn't? Oh... Well then.... Good!

This is one of those nights you can't stop thinking about all the shitty things in your life. But there are good things in my life.

Uh...

Family who loves me...

Well those were easy blessings to count. Lucky me! (She said sarcastically)

Well, mind my spelling but I'm going to find something to do.

Asta la later

Nameless hipster girl

Songs I never understood as a kid

Hello there,

Okay, as a kid. I, as I'm sure you have, heard songs by Aqua, Backstreet boys, exthetera.

And there were a few songs that I never understood. I imagined I would understand them when I got older, but I listen to them now and I still think "What the f**k are they talking about?"

Examples

First

Backstreet boys... Or Insink... However it's spelt... Always got them mixed up...

"I want it that way"

"I never wanna hear you say I want it that way.

What way? What is this this that she would want the other way? Is it sexual? Is it literal? Des he just not like those words in the particular order? I don't understand!

Second

Aqua

Barbie girl

Now, Aqua apparently got sued for this song because they didn't get the rights to use the "Barbie" brand. Bt they won. So... You suck.

But my main point. Barbie (illedgedly) can do all kinds of things. Which, if you have a good imagination is true, my Barbie mostly just hung out with her friends and smoked weed.

"I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees"

NEVER I say NEVER have any of my Barbies EVER been able to bend at the knees. Especially not enough to beg on her knees. Barbie was either sitting with her legs straight out, or she was standing.

I'm pretty sure all of Aqua's song were meant as sexual innuendo.

Think of a song...

Think of the words...

See? You see?!

 I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

Unfortunately I have no third example. But have you heard the song "liquid dreams" by O-Town. Just the name SCREAMS "In appropriate work place topic"

But he says 

"I dream about a girl, who's a mix of Destinies Child, just a little touch of Madonna's wild style, with Janet Jackson's smile." 

That sounds... Creepy...

Anyway. I guess that's it for today. I'll talk to you guys later.

Nameless Hipster girl

Work out and a movie

Today's work out is crazy. I went to a boot camp work out thing by my house. 

Legs up

Kick ass

Dance around

Did all kinds of stuff for about an hour. Now I'm tired, and I'm going to watch "Red" with my sister.

So... Keeping with a workout routine seems easy for now. But I imagine it will get harder as my life gets busy. I'll have a job. I'll want to hang out with fiends, I won't necessarily be home to workout on the elliptical or go to boot camp with my dad. So this is a simple 4 minute excersizes, you can find on my Pinterest bored labeled "workout" it's easy and it helps you burn fat for up to 36 hours after you do it. 

http://pinterest.com/pin/98516310571868780/

No excuses! It's only 4 minutes! You could do it while you're waiting for the bus! Hell if you live where I do you could do 10 of them while you're waiting for the bus. Transit sucks here.

Well that's all for now. Have fun working out! And remember if you think you're having a heart attack go to the hospital! 

Nameless Hipster girl

Arms are swore but getting stronger

I'm not feeling well today. I'm feeling kind of weak and dizzy, but I think I'll be fine. 

I worked out my arms and I've changed the list a little.

Alternating shoulder touches

Bicepcurls 

Triceps kickbacks

Fist bumps

Chest presses

Alternative shoulder touches you can usually find on Pinterest. I though I have it on my work out bored. But it's basically you get in poison to do a push up and you just touch your shoulders instead.

20x 2reps

Bicep curls are easy. Just take something you can lift (I use a 5lbs weight but you could probably use a jug of milk or something heavy.or just tens up your muscle if it's your first time doing one), and you extend your arm and bend it to you.

20x 2reps

Tricep kick backs 101

Bend over, extend your arm back like your bowling and but your hand to your shoulder.

20x 2reps

Fist bumps is something I came up with myself. Unless someone else has thought of it and calls it something else. Then they came up with it.

Anyway

You basically just lift your fist up in the air like you're at a rock concert then you rotate your shoulder muscle. You can bend your arm so you don't have to knock anything over. I find it's a nice stretch.

20x 2reps

Finnaly chest presses. You lay on your back and put your elbows parallel to your head. Then you lift your hands over your head. 

20x 2reps

If you're still unsure how to do these excersizes just go onto Pinterest and follow me and look at my work out bored. I have all of these, and more pinned.

That's all for now. Drink lots of water!

Nameless hipster girl

Help! I'm bored with my work out

Hey everyone,

Today is a cardio day, I'm going to go on my elliptical for about 20-30 minutes then do some boxing and dancing for about an hour. But I have a problem with my daily core work out.

  

The side sizzler and muffin top melter do nothing for me. For those of you that don't know what they are I'll show you the picture from Pinterest.

I don't know if I'm doing it right, but I don't feel any change even if I do a lot of them. And I know I should feel something in the muffin top melter because I do carry weight in the area.

So now I'm looking for new ab work outs. So send me ideas. Tweet me, pin me, Instagram.... It. That doesn't have a short form yet. Gam me? No... In me? Eww no...

Well whatever, just let me know if you know of a really good ab exercise. 

Hipster away!

Nameless hipster girl

Leg day

So today is a leg day! Which means I'm doing lots of squats and high knees and butt kickers. I've made a calendar that tells me what kind of work out I'm doing and how many reps I'm doing in each exercise! I'm pumped and motivated!(if that's spelt right...) 

Anywhooooo... It is hump day! Or Wednesday as you may call it, I got 8 hours of sleep but from 4 am to 12 in the afternoon. It was nice

Well not really

I've been sleeping to much. I sleep I work out I eat in my sleep and then I wake up and do it all again! Ya ya ya! 

And the man in the back said everyone attack and then it turned into a ballroom blitz...

It was frightening 

You know the song

Haven't done annoying too hipster...ish... In a while. Though I did read a book a few days ago, which seems to be a new hipster trend even though it's not really. I think some people are just doing things people used to do before the Internet and assuming it has something to do with being a hipster. And that's no what being a hipster is.

For me being a hipster is like... Well I do 't really know how to explain it. I've been a hipster sense I was a kid and I hated kids. Or ever sense I used to watch "All in the family" before pre-school. Or whenmy favourite   show as a kid was "Are you being served". It's not anymore. I don't really watch TV anymore, but as a kid who grew up in the 90's it seems weird that my favourite shows were from the 70's, or older. Not really sure when "Are you being served" was filmed. 

But all in all I guess I'm saying, as I've probably said many times before...

I was a hipster before it was cool.

Nameless hipster girl

Gotta work it out!

Everybody listen in, I wanna see you dance.

I don't think you heard me I wanna see you dance.

GET UP AND DANCE! Get up and dance!

Seriously. If you're not sure where to start just start. I've been dancing and boxing for cardio and a little bit of strength building. But I also do the daily work outs that I have written on my white boards.

I alternate between arm day, leg day, rest day, and do core work outs every day. Plus my cardio work outs.

Today my leg muscle is killing me so it's an arm day, but I will use yoga (hipster) to stretch it out a little.

I recommend seeing a doctor before you start on any new health kick, but most likely if you're an unhealthy slob, or you could stand to loose a few, your doctor will say it's fine.

Also, if you add me on Pinterest I'll pin motivational posters and good recipes for you to try.

A lot of the recipes I pin are gluten free because I'm trying to be gluten free for medical reasons.

So add me on twitter, Pinterest, or Instagram. 3 hipster ways to get into shape.

Lets lose that weight, or maintain that lifestyle... The hipster way!

Nameless hipster girl

Pinterest: bellamontgomary

Twitter: @namelesshipster

Instagram: namelesshipstergirl

I'm back!

Hi there bloggers. 

As a hipster, and a girl. I am always crazy about the latest "get fit" craze. So here it goes.

I have a goal. To get to 120lbs by the end of August.

Through the help of Pinterest I've come up with some good workout's to do. 

Alternating from legs and arms every day with a rest in between. I'll work out my core every day.

So join me and see just how easy it can be to eat right, and be awesome! You know. Because I'm a hipster.

Nameless hipster girl

Depression

Hi there people

Have you ever heard of a thing called depression? Well I have, my sister has it and I do too. I might not post for a while. I'm going through some stuff. I won't go into the details just now. But I hope you all understand. Feel free to read past posts and enjoy what it means to be a hipster

I've got a mouthing ****ing dinosaur toy

All the best

Nameless hipster girl   

Cotton Gin

Cotton gin

The first instalment of Cotton Gin, staring Eli and Whitney.
Whitney is Eli's mother
You'll learn more about these characters in the weeks to come and you'll grow to love them.

I have writers block, I can not think... Hmmm...

Seems like only yesterday I was writing last weeks blog.
Now look at me. One week later. Nothin happend this week.
Honestly, normally I'd inform you about something hipster like I did, but I didn't do anything this week. I went to school. I think, I barely remember. It's like this week was a blur.
As for. Y plans for next week... Well... No idea

Speaking of plans, I've been watching Bewitched and Community all week, maybe that's giving me memory loss.

My memories not what is used to be, also my memories not so good.

So all in all this week was a write off. Next week hopefully I'll have something more interesting to post. But for now, writers block away!

Nameless hipster girl

The difference between ghosts and Silhouettes

11:55pm on a Friday:

 

MY BLOG!

Originally the plan for only having the blog once a week, was so that I could write a topic any day of the week and have something to post of Saturday no matter what. However, I usually scrape something together Friday night just before I have to post it, because I forget about it all week.

This weeks topic is a little convoluted and a lot crazy. Mostly crazy.

There are these things call Silhouettes, basically black figures that you see from time to time in the corner of your eye, only for a split second, or in the dark. They've been following me around all week. Causing trouble, giving me bad luck and causing my insomnia to spike like crazy! I can't remember very well, I've got 3 hours sleep in the past 4 days at the most and also my memories not so good.

Now you may think I'm talking about ghosts, but Ii'm not. Ghosts will leave you alone for the most part, but these Silhouettes that I'm talking about don't make noise or talk to you like ghosts can. You can't communicate with them at all. They just stand there and star, or just make you feel uncomfortable.

Some people can't see them, but you know there there if you're ever in a room alone (or with people who aren't paying attention to you) and you feel as if you're being watched. Not just observed though, but like someone is staring at you with discussed and wants you to leave.

That is what silhouettes are, and that's why I can't sleep. So the next time you see me. Be it at school. At the mall. On the bus. Know that there are things haunting me, and stressing me out. So leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you about your problems.

That is all.
All the best,
Nameless hipster girl

If you want to view paradise, simply look around a view it!

Hey there my loyal blog reader,

Don't you have anything better to do! I know, stupid question, of course you don't!

Nothing's more important then good quality time with the internet! Speaking of which I don't know if you've been reading my tweets but you should check out this Harlem shake video. 500 likes and the class get's a Pizza party!

I didn't watch it, but I showed my support by liking it. I've yet to see a Harlem Shake. That's right, I'm cool like that!

How am I enjoying school you ask? I'm not really, it's not worth the tuition I'm paying, but what else am I going to do? Work? Pay Rent? Move out... all those sound really good.

But this gives me an education and a brighter future and all that crap. Who could say no to that? I could. Easily. But instead I gave into the pressure. Let that be a lesson toall young blog readers, never do something just because everyone says you should. Whether it seems good or bad, just do what your heart tells you is right, and be happy.

Now that THAT after school special is over let's get back to the topic at hand.

Which was...

hmm...

I don't know if I'm classified as a hipster anymore, we're kind of a dieing breed. I've enjoyed being a hipster more then anything else I've been in my life. Emo, goth,loner, nerd, groupie, Girl friend to douche bag's ect. But lately I just don't think it's that big of a deal. It's like being Gay, no onereally gives a crap about it anymore. Your gay, you're not gay we don't care. There's like maybe 10% of the population that cares and all there children will turn out to be gay and future generations will be like “Mommy, what's homophobia?” and everyone will smile.

But that's just my two cents. I'm just a woman what do I know.

The answer to that is everything. I know everything.

See you next time!

Namless Hipser girl

#octothorpe

P. S. I'm trying to start a trend on tweeter. Use the #octothorpe when you have nothing inparticular touse a hash tag for.

888 page views, Nice!

Dear blog reading people

congratulations on your new pastime

I encourage you to go outside and talkto people about how great my blog is and how wonderful fresh airsmells. And feel free to complement them on there butts, it's notrude It's a complement!

Though some people find in offensive.What is this the 1800's? Probably

What year is it?

I don't know

Oh well

So today is my sisters birthday, Ithink she's 23 now, but maybe she's 24. So I'm going to give a shoutout to her

HEY LAURA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Though by the time you read this it'llbe Saturday, not Friday so it won't be her birthday so never mind

LAURA! NEVER MIND! CAN YOU GET ME AGLASS OF WATER?

So the plan was a bored game night withpeople from school, but sense it's my sisters birthday my family willbe going to red lobster instead. That's cool.

More exiting news I got an ellipticalmachine! WOOW! I can work out and loss weight without harsh drug use.It's the next best thing to staying alive!

Healthy living, what a wonderful thing.

I'm also trying to design a tattoo formy friend Aaron, he has a lady on his arm right now that he hates,but I want to cover it up with another lady. Or something else. I'mnot really sure what to design for him yet. I have a few Ideas butI've get to put them on paper.

BUT on another note, because I actuallyhave things going on in my life now, I've organizing all my oldjournals and putting them in data form on the computer. And any ideasI had I'll make them into whatever they were meant to be. Musicvideos, comics, books ect.

Oh and I got an apple computer. It's amac book pro, I'll use it for school and graphic design stuff mostly.I named her Svettlana. I like it, but I'm still more of a PC lover.That could change.

My teacher is convinced you can't useandroid products or anything other than apple to do Graphic designthough, so I spent 800 bucks and bought one off my friend just toshut him up really. I'll probably still use my PC just as muchthough.

Well, my fingers smell funny, so I'mgoing to go take a shower and get ready for my night. Have a goodweek and remember! Never forget!

Nameless Hipster girl

Packed with vitamin S

Hey there kids!

I can see you smiling out there in Internet land and I know what you're exited about! It's nearly naked people drawing day! For me anyway.
The next few weeks in my graphic design class we're going to be drawing live models. Naked models. I will giggle, and I hope to god it's not someone I know but life will go on, and I'm kind of exited about it.
I haven't drawn anyone naked sense... Well let's just say I've never done that... But I usually don't draw them from a model, I usually use my imagination or just from memory or images off the Internet.
"Remember kids it's not porn unless you get an erection."
I think I've said that before...

 

"When will you people realize that robots are erotic!"

I have got to stop falling asleep watching American Dad.
Lately I've actually been watching future a on Netflix, but I walk up the other night because they started singing. But I fell back to sleep as soon as the song was over.

"Does anyone find it creepy that Zoidberg is harmonizing with himself."

I thought it was normal. And quit the talent.
That's all for now.
See you next week folks and don't forget to eat your veggies.
Nameless Hipster girl

It's a blog not a blag! What's a blag?

Hey there bloggers. This weeks posts theme: hair

Long beautiful hair! I cut mine, but only half of my hair. You see when I have anxiety, I cut my hair to calm me down. I can't control it, I just do it. And this time I ended up cutting most of the hair on the left side of my head. So now, my goal for the weekend is to find a way to style it properly. Without cutting the rest of my hair, because I am not going back to having short hair. I like my long hair, luckily a hipster hat covers all bad hair days.
So school is going well. We learned photoshop. We made logo's. we made spokes people for companies, unofficial one's anyway...

Ah, majestic... Anyway...

My spokes person was a zombie. He represents my class, he's cool. I'm enjoying school for the most part I'd say. I don't recommend taking graphic design at school for a lot of money, if you plan on using it mostly for a hobby. I realize now, I should have waited to have more money for sure. C'est la vie.
Are you excited for st. Patrick's day? I know I'm drunk. Party on! See you next week!

Nameless Hipster girl

no blog for saturday... today... yeah

hey there hi there blah

no  blog for today I have to much to do, laundry, things to see people to do nd all that jazz.

See you next week!

Making money OH MY GOD!

Well another week goes by and I'm hoping next week will be better. Not much looking up Milhouse these days I'm affraide. Oh well, enough about my crippling depression...

I'm looking to make a music video for the song "future boys" by Electric six and the song "no handle bars" by the Flowbots.
There are a few videos I want to make but those ok ones require real people. I might have to animate part of it, but I still need people to help me.

I'm still learning how to use Adobe stuff for my classes, but I hope by this week I'll have mastered Illitrator and I'll be able to animate videos a lot easier. I'd like to get into that, it was my favorite hobbie. I find making animated music videos with paint and movie maker, terribly time consuming, if there is an easier way, besides getting a bunch of people together to film them I'd like to use that method!

Damn I want chips! Actually I want cereal but I gave it up for lent... Should have picked chocolate, or chips. I have nothing to eat for breakfast if I can't have cereal. If I had the time I would make pancakes, but I usually have about 2 hours to get ready when I get up during the week and all of that time goes toward showing, doing my hair, and making sure I'm downtown nice and early.

Also my insomnia keeps coming back! Hurray! and my pain pills aren't working so far. So these pills that are supposed to make me drowsy, keep me awake and they don't do what there supposed to do. But maybe that will change.

Well I'm out of material, toon in next week when I'll have more to talk about!
Nameless Hipster girl

Forgot it was Friday

SOMETHING

get it? Ah, who needs yeah.

*Walks off*
*Closes the door*
*Still hear grumbling noises*

Nameless hipster girl
P.S. I'm posting this from my iPad, I don't recommend getting one. Android is better, but that goes without saying really.

P.P.S. I hope the comic comes up first, or else this blog is confusing. And less funny.

P.P.P.S. still looking into getting a video blog up and running, also trying to get some friends together to make a music video.

Interweb say wha?

It has come to my attention that most of the people who read my blog do so with internet explorer... I'd like to say. what's up with that? Chromes the way to go man, that's like not having Google as your home page. though, when I use Chrome it shows my most often used websites. For me sadly it's Facebook ..then Google .. then YouTube for some reason.

Speaking of YouTube! Check out this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-J1j4lgb0E

Wasn't that fun kids!

Now, what was I going to talk about? Ah, yes.

Being back at school is cool so far. I still kind of hate it for some reason, but I'm trying to take it seriously. The teacher keeps telling us "don't over think it" but we're all creative people in the class. It's Graphic design! You have to be a creative person to even want to be in this course. You can use your ideas on so many levels and mediums. Being creative means we all use both sides of our brain. we're not left or right oriented, Creativity requires logic, analyses, imagination and words and sometimes even rythm! (see chart e-5)

Chart e-5

As you can see from the chart above, creative people use both there left and right side of the brain. So if your creative, your brain is more balanced. You would think...

I'm not good with numbers, or maps, but I've got rhythm and I use lists and lines and words. I daydream and imagine. I'm good wish shapes and colours so there you have it. I might be MORE skilled in my right side, but I exercise both sides. 

and as we all know, balance is key to life.

Hey that sounded pretty smart.

well that's my rant for the day. Have a good one, use chrome.

Nameless Hipster girl

What a show!

I had the pleasure of going to see a local band Friday night and it was an awesome night! I got to see people I haven't seen in a long time, caught up with all the new things going on, got invited to an after party. I even got a guy to buy me a drink! How awesome is that, that almost never happens.

I think I like being sociable. Being friendly is way better then being socialy awkward.

Can't remember what I was saying

There once was a man from a fish bowl

Who raised a very nice hippo

That totally rhymed

Stop wasting my time

You crazy little people

If you read that in the voice that I have stuck in my head it would have made sense. It kind of sounded like Scrooge from Jim Carry's A Christmas Carol. That's probably not what it's called but if I said "A Christmas Carol" you'd be like... Scrooge McDuck? or The dude from the Muppet Christmas Carol? and I'd be like *face palm*

So I'd like to dedicate this post to the writers and staff or 30 Rock. I've read Tina Fey's autobiography "Bossy Pants" as I think I mentioned in a past post, and I remember her saying they didn't expect the show to be renewed after the first season, but then it was and they were happy! So I'm glad it was on as long as it was, and I'm glad they ended it so nicely. Often shows drag on for too long and people stop caring about them.

Then there are the shows that get canceled that are really good and you want to see where it's going. It's worse when they end on a "to be continued..." (*cough* My Name is Earl *cough cough*) I blame the critics... and Hitler!

"Hey everybody let's all blame Hitler! He won't mind!"

On one hand I feel bad for bad mouthing someone who died, but on the other hand... he was Hitler...

I've had one song stuck in my head for the past few days and I can't seem to get it out. "Mister Cellophane from Chicago... such a good musical. I'm not really into musicals, but that one I make an exception for. I love it. I admit it, I love that movie.

Clarification for those who don't know, a musical has talking in it, an Opera dose not.

Example: Chicago has songs, but also it has times where people are talking.

HOWEVER: In the traditional musical "Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Coat" (which if you haven't seen, your lucky) there are no talking parts, only singing.

I urge you to join me on February 20th to participate in "Favorite movie day." Watch your favorite movie, or two or three and relax. Life is long, and every once in a while you need to unwind. So whether you're a lazy bum who doesn't do much, or a busy college student, or a mom with 3 kids and no time to yourself, on February 20th, put your mind at ease for an hour or two or three depending on the movie and just relax.

Work am I right?

How the managers see it...
Stand inserting of your till so people know your open.
Me: what? The lights not enough of a give away?

customer logic: Don't squish my bread!
Me: then don't put it on the conveyor belt first!

customer logic: I have 2 orders, you can put them both down the same belt.
Me: The belt is not big enough for your 2 $300 orders... you suck...

Manager: Can you go pick up baskets for the customers, and open a till and put some of these put-aways away?
Me: but I haven't gotten my last 15 minute break and I'm done in an hour.
Manager: What? Why didn't you tell me sooner?

Definition of a Manager:
1. a person who directs or manages an organization, industry, shop 

2. a person who manages

so... you should be keeping track of all that stuff. not me. I don't get payed to manage, I get payed to stand around and look pretty and take money from people for their food.

If I was a manager, I would quit. because my life would be sad... er... then it is sometimes.

though this week has been pretty good. I'd even say it was swell! mostly because I got in touch with some old friends and found out my homeless friend isn't dead! he's just in hiding. So that's good to know.

My last shift at work will be on Sunday AND I'll start school on Monday!
Next week I'll be going to a rock show on Friday so I'll get to tell you all about it on Saturday's post!
oooo Saturday's post! it reminds me of Norman Rockwell, sigh... one day I'll be an artist like that....

Nameless Hipster gril

Hey... Wtf

So it's Friday! Though, when you read this it will be Saturday! So happy Saturday! I hope your week was good, and I hope your weekend was even better. Mine was full for work, but that won't go on for much longer. On the 28th I'll be starting school so I won't be working! Hurray!
So lets see, what to talk about. Lets talk about how great it is to not live with my patents. I live with them right now, but when I didn't, life was beautiful. I could stay up late, I could bring friends over whenever I wanted. I didn't have to explain why I'm eating ice cream for supper. And they don't complain that my room smells like drugs. Sigh, those were the days.
But I hope This picture cheers up your day!

Not sure, why he's wearing shoes... but I drew it at work. Have a nice day!
Nameless Hipster girl

I was snow blind!

Hey there internet users,
I'm not used to writing 2012 on things yet. But I'm also not used to telling people I'm 20. I sometimes still say I'm 17. It makes it difficult when I get carded. That and I don't look like my drivers license picture anymore sense I got my hair coloured.

I'm so tired, from work and running around and what not. Plus I haven't really been sleeping the past few nights. But! I did go to a kick ass rock show on Friday night! I was going to take pictures of the band rocking out on stage, but I was distracted by a random hipster. I would have posted the picture on the blog but my app wouldn't publish it if it had the picture.

The night wasn't exactly what I expected it to be, but it never is with the people I hang out with. The show was 10 bucks to see 4 bands, but because I was only there for the civil disobedience. They were playing last so we went to hang out with some other people close by in there apartment across the street. Turns out they are in a band too, but there concert got canceled because of the blizzard. we talked about the awesomeness of music 'till around midnight then we went to the bar and saw civil D. Sense we didn't get to see the other 3 bands we didn't have to pay! I love a free rock show! And so we listened to the musical styling of the civil disobedience and had a gray evening, I ran into a few old friends, and avoided some used-to-be friends and fun times were had by all.

I hated waking up for work the next morning but what is done must be done. Now I have to help my homeless friend and his old house mate build resumes to get jobs. No more living off unemployment and the money they get from selling there bodily functions. Eww.
I'm not putting that on the resume.

Nameless Hipster girl

P.S. Sorry for any spelling mistakes. 10 points to anyone who can find them all!

My cheese fell of my cracker : (

Oh my God! It's time to write my blog... Don't really have the time for this, but I'll just give out a go, shale I?
Okay, so I got my purse stolen and now there are people out there getting cell phones under my name, thieving basterds make me sick to my ass! So I have to get all that sorted out so I'm not in the hole 600$ for phones I don't have and don't get to use.
the nerve of some people children, am I right.
On a good note I have more of a social life, I'm working less so I have more time to spend with people, people suck, but maybe if I have more fun with them I'm think of them in a better light.
Next Friday I plan to go to a rock show, it's a local band I hasn't seen in a while, I might run into my ex... But hopefully I'll be there with my friends for support.
Friends: people that suck less then basterds.
Yeah, that's how to describe them. If you have people like that in your life it makes not working just a little bit sweeter.
Well that's all I have time for this time. Feel free to email or comment. Have a good week!
Nsmeless Hipster girl