and now for the ramblings of a grammar Nazi

I get my blog posts corrected by someone before I post them now. here are some things she write at the end of her e-mails.


Just so you might remember:
There: over fucking that way
Their: belongs to fucking them
They're: they fucking are
Your: you fucking have something
You're: you fucking are


P.S. Lead not Led. Led is like LED the drug. Although I suppose it COULD be LED based paint. THAT would be interesting...

P.P.S Did my swearing explanation of synonyms help you? It helped me, and now I always remember.

P.P.P.S It bothers me when people write P.S.S. It stands for POST SCRIPT, so another one would be POST post script, not post script SCRIPT. That just doesn't make sense.

I love my sister!

Nameless Hipster girl

sorry!

Hey people!
People, I've been working a lot. so no blog for a while. sorry. and sorry to that one person in Germany especially, it must be the highlight of your day. considering Germany. Just kidding. I loved Germany when I went there. Not to many people and it smells better then France. That's not that great of an endorsement but it is true!
Nameless Hipster girl

I can barley see what I'm typing....

Greetings!
Ah, after being away from home it's always nice to come back to reality. Not that I live there but whatever. My room smelled bad when I cam back from my 3 day weekend actually. Not sure why. It smells like old feet. I'm airing it out but it's a slow process.. Let's see, what's new in the world of hipsters... I'm losing touch with my hipsterness-ossity...yeah that's a word. Just because I don't have any money, or a social life, and I spend a lot of time on the bus... wait! That's what makes me a hipster! HAZZAH I'm back in the game!
Anyway, mostly I slept and read books in my time away, I'm almost done Bossypants, I think I'll read it again when I'm done. It's just so good!
A pedophile walks through the woods with a young child
"these woods are scary" says the child
"tell me about it" says the pedophile "I have to walk back alone"
HA!
Tina Fey your sense of humor is.... boundless... sure will go with that!
The hipster community loves you Ms. Fey. Don't ever change!
Nameless Hipster girl

Camping trip!

What's that you say! Beautiful 3 days? This sounds like a job for a impromptu to camping trip.
Be back in 3 days!

Ha ha, being old...

Hey people, today we start with a joke,

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"

Back in my day jokes were funny! And that's the way we liked it!

I actually used the term "back in my day" the other day (yesterday) and it made me feel like that old man. It was at work though and there are a bunch of new people that make me feel way older then I am. Just because I've been working there long enough to get a discount and they still don't know the code for grapefruit! 

...4289...

Crazy little... HEY MY ALARM'S GOING OFF!

pill time!

Nameless Hipster girl

All my sisters

I'm to busy to write today but here is a drawing of me and my sisters.

this is us at dinner at a restaurant. We don't hate Laura because she's different. We have a lot of other reasons to hate her.

Did someone say tattoo?

A post like this one!

Remember last time I said tattoo's will have to wait for another post? That's what this one is all about!

Here are the tattoo ideas I have:
Tattoo one: the level up mushroom from Mario, so I'll always have something green for st. Patrick's day.

Tattoo Two: a black heart, from the song Black Black Hearts

Tattoo three: a blue star, I saw this one time and thought it was really cool so I've been planing on getting it since then. Grade 10 I believe that was.

Tattoo four: the strength card of the tarot deck I have. The strength card represents a strong independent woman. it's sign is Leo, it's element is fire, and it's planet is the sun(I believe, all that's coming from memory and it ain't what it used to be)

Tattoo five: cracking ice; I'm cold!

tattoo six: a flaming sword raising from water surrounded by grass. it represents all the elements.

Tattoo seven: I love my family, says I love you to my sisters, my mom and dad, in 5 different languages.

Tattoo eight: lyrics, a classic thing to get but it's what I'd get. There are a few idea's for these one's so they're more like tattoo's eight nine, ten and possibly eleven,

another tattoo: A tree, still need to design this one really.

Remember just because you have a tattoo doesn't mean you need to live with the stereo type that they come with. People with tattoos do more then just drugs, and go to jail, and all that stuff. People from all walks of life have tattoos now. Now Hipsters can do it too!

Nameless Hipster girl

Help my netflix is broken

Hey people,
it's nice to have birthday cake for breakfast isn't it? It's the zero calorie treat!
I went on a walk the other day by my house and found out there's a place that sells Shawarma. I dunno if you guys have seen the Avengers, but I want to go there...
I was going to go before work today but I mysteriously fell asleep. I must be tired from staying up all night last night and only having a few hours the night before that. I need to get top grade sleeping pills from a doctor or something. Plus pain medication. Plus get tested for various things. 
What I'm getting at I guess is that I love not living with my parents. It's very liberating. it gives me the chance to do things without them knowing - not that I'm doing bad things - and for all the reasons I love living away there are just as many I loved living there. Plus I'll most likely be moving back in September anyway, and they're perfectly good people. I don't want to paint the wrong picture for you.
I love them all, that will probably end up being my first tattoo.
But that is to be determined later; I have a lot of tattoo ideas, but that's for another post.
Later Davey
Nameless Hipster girl

Dirty, eww...

Howdy people here's a little story, about an old friend of mine! and to all your great folk out there, this is "because I am a hipster"

The dirtiest song I have on my iPod is "Bumble Bee" by Aqua. I can't believe I listened to them when I was little.

"Bumble bee, bump into me

I'm in for pollination

Bumble bees take what you see

I'm in need for your donation!"

WTFriday(that's right I'm family friendly now mother fathers)
"I'm a true believer that goes for what I see and one little flower is not enough for a bee like me."
Man slut bee. bastards all of them. Ha ha ha

Family friendly my ass, it's like all the sexual jokes they make in Disney movies. You don't get them till later in life. 

Oh my God "Candy man" by Aqua is so much worse! Don't ask me why I'm listening to Aqua it's a long story. 

ACTUALLY 

it's okay!

Aqua's not mainstream. They're Danish. You can't be mainstream if you're Danish!

Nameless Hipster girl

Brain power!

Hey bloggers!

My hipster hat is back! I haven't had it for a few weeks because I got my industrial and my hat was dirty so I didn't want it to touch my ear and get it infected so it would fall off. Not that that's what happens exactly. But still, I'm glad to have it back!

So what have you all been up to? I haven't got any e-mails or to many comments but I see a lot of you are viewing the blog. Mostly Canadians, but a few from America. Welcome to you guys, I guess.

I'm not going to get into any kind of rant about religion, because that's too mainstream, but I'd just like to say what separates people in most religions is their thoughts on Jesus.

I thought about that today because I saw my Muslim friend on the bus today (I call her that because I don't know her name.) and we were talking about all kinds of stuff, and I realized, it really doesn't matter does it? Doesn't matter what you call your god, if you have a god and all that Jazz. We're all people. Anyway. That's the closest I'll get to talking about religion, because I don't want arguments to start up.

All in all, what I'm saying is Elton John is such a good singer. I love the movie The Road to Eldorado for that reason alone (mostly). It's a pretty funny movie. But If you're ever in the mood to listen to something good, Elton John is usually a good idea.

Remember it's not main stream if you start the trend!

Nameless Hipster girl

Happy everyone!

Hey there people,

I can't believe how many views I have! It’s crazy! And that one person from Germany still hasn't told other people about this blog. Don't keep it to yourself. Show it off! This blogs about being a hipster it's not mainstream to share it with others.

So last night was awesome! I love hanging with people when I drink. Drinking alone is to depressing. So Happy father’s day! To all the fathers out there congratulations for being dad’s and to all lesbian partners out there I say happy lesbian lover day!

But I’m going to send a special tweet out to the entire geek dad’s! So follow me and you’ll see it! It’s awesome! I found it on the internet and laughed for a good five minutes I’m sure!

Anyway that’s all I have time for today! Be sure to follower me and email me!

twitter: @namelesshipstergirl

e-mail: hipstergirlwithnumbers@hotmail.com

That was druken rambling without the alcool

So I guess I should write something before I start drinking and partying. If I wait till later it'll be the ramblings of a drunk man, and I already have him on Facebook.
Speaking of ramblings of a drunk man it's fathers day tomorrow! I hope you all plan on doing something nice. Remember your dad loves most of you! Not everyone has the fame family dynamic I do I guess.
Also on the nit of druken ramblings! I know how to spell alcohol now! I uses to always spell it in French. "alcool" which is wine cooler
Get it
That was for you dad
Those are the kinds of jokes I have to laugh at.
But they usually do make me laugh.
"tadpoles! Tadpoles a winner!"
I'm not explaining that one.
Anyway. So I'm on the bus, and I dunno if this has ever happened to you but I recognize people all the time on the bus. People I went to school with, people I work with, people I used to work with, and I neve talk to them because I always assume they don't remember me. And today I saw a dude I went to elementary school and high school with and I almost waved, but then I remembered the rule. So I didn't do anything. But I'm blogging about it. So that's something.
All in all, I'd just like to say "Hi Sam! How's it going?"
He probably doesn't read this blog though.
Well that's enough for now,
Nameless Hipster girl

Don't worry I vote for everyone!

Hey soul sister,

So the conservative party of Canada phoned me the other day andasked if I could count on me to donate to help the conservatives fund things. Itold her "Sorry, I have rent to pay for, and school and all thatstuff." and she asked if there was any amount that I could donate. And Isaid "the last five I had I gave to a homeless man, so I don't have anymoney." and she said thanks for your support and reminded methat the NPD and liberals are constantly picking on Stephan Harper and the conservativegovernment. This made me think of this...

You see blue is the conservatives, and orange and red are the NDP and the liberals.

Which made melaugh, but I was still on the phone so I was trying tosound concerned instead of hysterical. I don’t know if I did agood job. She probably though I was stoned. But I was polite and sometimesthat's all that matters.

I'm usually niceto people who bother me at home on the phone because they've got to pay thebills somehow and it doesn't help to deal with bitchy people all day.

Namelss Hipster girl

Not so special K

Hello blog readers,

I'd like to write a retraction to special K. I wrote about how I hate special K in "hey hipster" a while back. I mentioned how it says to add whatever you want to the cereal to make it better and how that pissed me off. I meant corn flakes!

Although I do still hate special K and how horrible the original is, and how overpriced the rest of them are for a tiny little box, the cereal that has the "use your imagination" on the side of the box is "corn flakes" not special K.

I should know that, I got a corn flakes shirt in the mail for eating 2 boxes of cereal. I also got a frosted flakes and a froot loops one. they's retro! hoooo weee!

the saucer! they's a crashing'!

Anyway I just wanted to get that straight. Have a nice day!

Nameless Hipster girl

Fabulous picture Laura!

Hey people,

Today's blog is all about my sister, because she loves my blog.

I eat lunch with both my sisters today and we drew all the avengers as people we knew. We're only half ass drawings mostly but I'm Thor, Laura's Loki, Kellee's Iron man. The list goes on. Anyway, after we eat dinner as we were leaving she saw a picture of a dragon from "how to train your dragon" and asked the waitress if she could have it to color. The waitress was like "of course you can sweetie". She was so excited.

So when we got home she colored it in. I helped her with the colors because she’s color blind, then while she was coloring and she said “This is the best colored Dragon in the world, all the five years olds out there can suck it!” something like that anyway.

I don’t know if you thought my sister was little but no, she’s 23.

I promised I’d put the picture on the fridge at my house. So there it is.

So all in all, tonight was a good night.

Nameless Hipster girl

Anyone got change for a hat?

Hey bloggers,
I'm gonna start this blog by giving a shout out to my housemate Candace. Happy birthday! The big 21! Your legal everywhere now you old lady! Love ya plutonily!
Okay secondly happy sushi Tuesday! Sushi: it's so mainstream it's hipster.
So, I hate taking the bus, but because I'm not within walking distance of work I have to take the bus. How many people ride the bus with little kids that misbehave? There were 2 little boy running around the bus the last time I went to work. I was like "kid! This isn't a play ground! Go sit with your mom and shut up!"
And ofcours the mother did nothing.
Sigh... Poor human race. We're doomed...
I look les like a hipster this wrk because I don't have my hat. I need to clean it because I got an industrial piercing. Anything that will be in contact with my piercing needs to be clean. I need to make more hats. I only have the one. But people typically don't sell tooks this time of year. First world problems I guess.
P. S I'm posting this one straight from my iPod so if anything is spelt wrong I blame auto correct.
Nameless Hipster girl

National hipster day off

Hey people! No blog today, it's my day off of being a hipster.

"durn it." - Scruffy, the janitor

follow me to see more art work!

Hey blog people.
It's good to know that I'm getting more followers on twitter! not sure if there real people or just fake accounts but I think it's awesome anyway.
I love my bird, even though he's a bother. always wants me to rub his head. just like a boyfriend...
sex joke!
sorry about that Grandma, if you read this. which you probably don't.
I've been trying to draw more "Chibi" type anime or SD stuff, but I'm still getting used to my tablet and all it's features and stuff. so I draw the hulk on my tablet but I just drew Thor out on paper, so let me know which one you like more. I personally like Thor more as a drawing, but as an avenger I prefer the Hulk. not really sure why. The dude that plays Thor is way hotter, but I think the Hulk reminds me more of the Simpsons. that's probably it..

He's not the hulk! I'm the hulk! Rargh! rawra! Come one damn it change!I really did it once!

that's all for now!

Nameless Hipster girl

Don't forget to follow me on Twitter!

@NamelessHipster

I realize now that doesn't is spelled wrong

So basically my bird wants a lot of attention.

But he's cute and deserves it really.

And yes, I did that whole comic just to have that punch line at the end.

See you tomorrow!

Nameless Hipster girl

Kookoobura sits in the old gum tree...

Welcome to the blog!

Hope you’re having fun! Come on in and have some cake! Some coffee perhaps! Sit, sit, and let us begin with the proceedings.

So how are you today?

I see, and that rash how is that?

You’re right to personal. Are your relatives well?

Well that’s good/bad to hear. I hope they stay that way/get better soon.

I’m having a very paranoid day, I think there is always someone behind me, or I keep seeing things that aren’t there. That’s not really anything new, I just wish I knew the reason for it. Ha ha ha!

So today’s blog is brought to you by the letter “k”

K! the miracle letter, it now means so many things. “Okay” “sure” “you know it!” “Got it!” “Stop texting me I’m busy and don’t have time to write a full word or sentence.” I owe a special tribute to K from my last post about how sucky special K is.

To clarify, the letter is awesome. The cereal sucks. That’s all for now. HIPSTER OUT!

Nameless Hipster girl

Hey Hipster!

Hey internet reading buffs,

I’m going to take this post to complain about special K.

If you like special K, stop reading now, because you will not like what I have to say.

If your cereal need other things, strawberries, kiwi what-have you, to make it teats good it doesn’t deserve to be cereal! On the side of the box it says “use your imagination and add your own favourite fruits to make… blah blah blah” I don’t want to use my imagination! It’s cereal not homework. I just want to poor cereal into a bowl and add some almond breeze and start eating, I don’t want to have to pay for other random crap to add to it. I also don’t want to pay 7 dollars a box to buy a small box with strawberries or banana added to it already. NOT WORTH IT! Don’t care what you say to that. It’s. Not. Worth it!

Well that’s all for now. I’m going to go eat some lucky charms. Have a good day!

Nameless Hipster girl

P.S. Um den deutschen Menschen, der hält den Besuch meiner Blog, um einen Kommentar! Oder erzählen Sie Ihren Freunden! Ich brauche mehr Aussicht!

"Take that Ashes!"

Hey People,

Just a quick post today about music because, after all, it makes the people come together. Yeah.

Okay so here’s a "battle of the bands" website I like to find new music on. This is one band I really like. It's called Sea of the Underground. I've actually seen them in concert and they're really good I hope they continue with what they’re doing, but I like "blues" like sounds.

http://www.supernova.com/seaoftheunderground

Also, I urge you guys to check out Grooveshark. It's an awesome way to listen to music over the internet. Especially if you don't have lots of songs loaded on your computer like I do.

http://grooveshark.com/#!/

Also, I've had this song stuck in my head for the past couple of days so I figured you guys should too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kkM8OEVxso

That’s all for now. I'll probably have more this for you guys to check out later. And remember:

"I don’t know about the things I know about the things you know about the things you do!"

Nameless Hipster girl

P.S. This blog post is dedicated to younger siblings everywhere! because these days blog posts don't have enough dedication in them and younger siblings and pretty cool I guess...

LFMF if you wish

Hey bloggers!

Look I didn’t forget about you today!

So today I’m off to college. I’m just registering for a class and getting my finances all looked at and worked out. I’m also going to bring some of my art work with me, because last time he asked if I had any, and I didn’t have any on me. But this time, I will be prepared! I’m still not feeling well though. But after school, I have to head over to work for 8 hours. Then I’m headed home and off to sleep.

But back to my art…

I have a bunch of stuff that I drew in high school and it is dark. Like Tim Burton dark. People’s heads cut off and all that jazz. So I tried to put together the less dark stuff. But it’s still pretty depressing.

“Once I found a family of birds living in Tim Burton’s hair”

My bird is biting my shoulder. I think he’s fighting my hair mostly….

Maybe he just wants his headed pet though…

But the lesson learned today: because you learn one every day;

Do not each special K with almond breeze and icing sugar for sweetness”

If you can’t find sugar, and you think “I’ll just put some icing sugar in there to make it takes sweet.” THINK AGAIN! It’ll just takes like butter and liquid. Ewe! Terrible! Learn from my mistakes!

Nameless Hipster girl

It's just another ... Monday

Hello people,

Sorry I didn't post yesterday. But Sunday is the day for the lord. And I had to work... then eat dinner with my family. I went to bed nice and early. And I completely forgot about it till JUST now... 

Well now what... well I worked today again and I work tomorrow again. You know what I say "YAY more money!"

Tomorrow I have to meet with people for going back to school. Find out how much it costs. We’ll just have to wait and see but as far as I know, I’m going to school in January. Yay! Means moving back in with my parents and not spending any money, but education is key.

And if I keep saying that eventually it is going to be true.

Education is key, education is key…

Anyway! I’m tired so. That’s all for now!

Nameless hipster girl

Sick days

Nameless Hipster girl

When the trickster starts a-poking (bardello Kind of Guy)

well that was my day....
basically,
words by Gogol Bordello
Idea by my brain
...
did you see the eye brow!
Nameless hipster girl