Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Hate me for other reasons.

Hello bloggers!

I finally got my laptop back! So I can post blogs again!

I wanted the post I make after being away for so long to be super EPIC! But I can’t think of what to write about. But the New Year is coming up, so I’ll write about that instead.

What are your plans for New Year’s Eve? Mine? Well, I’m probably going to stay home and watch movies till I realize it’s past midnight and shout “Happy New year!” then eventually fall asleep. Like I usually do.

That’s not true, normally I join in on my sisters New Year’s Eve party, but she decided to go on a road trip to visit one of her friends. So I guess I’ll be home alone. Oh well, this year in itself was pretty eventful.

My boyfriend broke up with me, I tried new things, I moved out, I bought a lap top, lost 20 pounds,  I started a blog (but you know that), I signed up for school, I moved back in with my parents and I made some new friends. So the year was a win I guess. But next year, 2013, that will be my year. I’ll do more things, be more of myself and don’t let anyone screw with me! Plus I’ll eat more sweets, I deserve that. I should learn more things too, sign language, and what not. I won’t be able to start school as soon and I wanted too but I’ll still work on my art and my creativity.

So all in all, this post was not as epic as I wanted it to be, but I’m hoping the New Year will bring me some new ideas. What are you doing for New Year?

Nameless hipster girl

Eight days a week

My friend has recently become homeless so now I'm posting a blog on how to survive if you are homeless.

Step one: make the change
You need some money, whether it's for food or smokes, so you'll either need to steal or pan handle. If you're going to pan handle, you'll need some interesting signs. My suggestion is to make one that says "Ninja's are attacking the city can't you see ?" Make sure to look scared and swat at the air from time to time, they should give you a few bucks for that.

Step two: a place to rest
Bus shacks are good; 24 hour restaurants, too. You might need to buy a coffee or sandwich to legally stay there, but some places will let you sleep at a table for a while. In some cities there are homeless shelters and things like that, for more details ask a police officer or other authority figure. Don't just dial 911, if it's not an emergency they might get mad, 311 is typically to ask questions.

Step three: entertainment
With being homeless, you probably won't have the same luxuries most people have such as computer, cell phone, TV. So to keep yourself amused try having fun with norm deviation. Take a situation from everyday life and do something people wouldn't normally do. Watch peoples react and there's your entertainment for the day!
Example: go to the store, buy a pack of condoms and ask to see the fitting rooms.
Example: sing loud music on the bus.
Example: say meow at the end of your sentence meow. See if anyone notices meow.

With these tips you should find that being homeless sucks. But if it's something you have to do, try and get out of it as soon as possible! You can stay with a friend, or family members, maybe all you'll have to do is give up your meth addiction, just get yourself off the steers and back into society!

With love from me to you,
Nameless Hipster girl

Do here's a list

It has recently been brought to my attention that my life is boring. I tryed to argue this fact, but bored myself trying to convince the accuser otherwise. So I've decided to mseEake a list of interesting things too do. I will try and do already one everyday.

Draw a picture
Make a comic
Make a movie
Walk for a while
Talk to a stranger
Buy candy
Convince a friend to paint a femme
Write a blog (check)
Kiss someone
Write a letter to someone
get Tarot cars read
Punch someone
Eat dessert first
Sing in a band
Make money in an interesting way
Get a call from an old friend (not sure how I would arrange that...)
Go to a bar

I realize a lot of those things aren't really that interesting. But I'm on a budget and like I said before I'm boring! If you have any better ideas I'd like to hear them.
I'm kind of getting tired of being a hipster. Only because a bunch of people who are claiming to be hipsters are ruining it for the rest of up, or rather us actual hipsters! People think I'm a poser but I'm a hipster! I used to be a hipster and I'll always be a hipster! Most likely anyway, unless I could be a super villan, then I'll be that...
In conclusion, of you can be anyone be batman.
Nameless hipstergirl

It's my blog and I'll post when I want to

And now on to a hipsters favorite topic, the weather! Today was mild, the morning was cold but once the clouds went away it got a lot nicer. I wrote 3 pairs of socks to keep my feet warm in my cons! I need a good pair of winter boots. But first I need money, yesterday was windy and terrible! And I expected for it to stay that way. But it's actually okay. I'm still wearing 2 sweaters and my coat. I try to wear skinny jeans no matter what the weather but if it's really cold I have to wear leggings and my skinny jeans don't fit over top. Well, that's not true, I've lost a lot of weight recently so a lot of my skinny jeans look more like boot cut. But I recently got some free jeans from a friend and I'm going to get my sister to turn them into skinny jeans for me so I'll finally have a pair of pants that fit and the fly works. (right now I only have one pair that fit, but the fly is broken.) Now, I have 3 new (to me) pants and they all have to be modified because they are bell bottoms, and they make me look short. I was going to pay to Taylor fit them, but if I can do it for free then woo hoo!
I realize that I started off talking about the  weather and ended up talking about fashion but hipsters love fashion too. Fashion is very important to hipsters. Actually, what you wear is the most important part of being a hipster. If you wear the right stuff you don't even have to act the part and people will still
think you're a hipster.
Nameless hipster girl
P.s sorry for not getting this spell checked. I had little to no time. I wanted to post as soon as possible on Saturday to make up for last weeks late post.

How was your day hunny?

A day in the life of a hipster like me:
1am to 6am while I sleep have weird dreams because my sister is watching Archer in the basement.
2 am let my cat into the room
3am wake up to the cat throwing up on the floor. Clean it up, put the cat out and go back to sleep
6am wake up take old lady pills. And realize I need more sleep for work. Go back to sleep and decided to take the car instead of the bus.
6:30am be woken up by the bus alarm you forgot to shut off
7 am wake up and get dressed.
7:15am head off to work
7:30am clock in at work
10am break from work. Tweet, forget to eat breakfast. Talk to people on Facebook. Text my dad that i have the car.
10:15am back to work
12:00pm half hour break have "breakfast" and talk to people on Facebook more.
12:30pm break over. Back to work
2:00 pm last break of the day. Tweet jokes. Tweet about work being boring.
4:00pm clock out and get changed.
4:05pm go back to the till and get car keys.
4:15pm get to the bank. Have no money : (
4:20 Get home and talk to people about what my friends are up to and how the radio music sucks.
5:15 pm talk to Cabdace about hanging out. reschedual for tomorrow.
5:30 pm text Aaron all if he's home.
5:45pm have supper and table conversation witg family.
6:30 pm decided to hang with Aaron tonight.
7:00 pm write something for my blog
6:01pm realize my clock had the wrong time : ( sigh....
Some of the last few things were done at different times then shown.
The rest of the evening? Who knows

Hold your hipster horses.

Late blog today! what do you want? I work all day and my cat thru up in my room. sheesh!

If I should die before I wake, tell him to suck a lemon.

Hey there blogger people, you’ll be hipsters in no time (to the tune of Hey there… something girl… not sure, I’m thinking of the Simpsons version. You know:

 “Hey computer geek, you’ll be connected in no time.” –Arty Ziff)

That was the longest parentheses conversation I’ve ever typed. Anyway, my topic today is autocorrect. Doesn’t it suck! I was texting my friend Sydney the other day and my phone changed “Hat” to “Harry”. It made me sound like I wanted a crochet Harry Potter puppet. And now I do want one… damn. Technology, am I right? Anyway, most people’s auto correct change things to something sexual, so I guess it could have been more embarrassing:

“Hey Sydney can you crotch me a penis?”

“WTF did you just text me.”

“I’m sorry; I meant can you make me a hat.”

My phone, because it is the awesome Samsung galaxy note,

has a swipe keyboard so it kind of just guesses what you meant and if you don’t correct it, it will guess the wrong thing every time. But I still love my phone.

So, on the note of auto corrections and you guys sending me e-mails, why don’t you guys send me e-mails and comments and tweet about your worst auto correct. Did you accidentally dirty text your grandma? Did you confess to your best friend you’re gay? Did your mother thing you were her husband? Send me a screen shot and I’ll tell the world about it on my blog!

That’s all I have time for now folks, have a nice day!

@Nameless Hipster

hipstergirlwithnumbers@gmail.com

How to tell if you're a hipster

Hey bloggers, As we get closer to the colder months it's getting harder and harder to tell who is a hipster and who isn't. For men anyway; girl hipsters are easy...

Just kidding, you can usually tell though, (plaid jacket, glasses, expensive things you can buy at the thrift store that everyone else has but "I got it first" ...pft, whatever.) But the guys, you can usually tell because they have beards, but in the colder months guys just grow beards, so I've come up with some simple questions to see who is a hipster and who is not. Question one: Do you like sushi? I sure do! HIPSTER! Question two: I like that new movie with Johnny Depp, what do you think about it? Oh I only watch Indie movies off Netflix. HIPSTER Question three: Mmm, skittles, would you like some? No thanks, skittles are too mainstream. HIPST... actually that's a trick question, because skittles can never be too mainstream, but if they use the word "mainstream" then they're probably a hipster. Question four: I like those shoes! Where did you get them? The thrift store! HIPSTER! Question six: Did you notice there was no question five? Yeah I totally noticed that! HIPSTER Five is to mainstream. apparently. So if you are standing next to someone, at the bus stop (which is another give away) you can ask those questions and you will know weather or not they're a hipster. That's all I have to say about that. Nameless Hipster girl

CALLING ALL GENIALISTID FANS

I'm looking for a genialistid song that starts with an "o". I can't remember what it's called but it's kind of opera style in the chorus. If you know the song I'm talking about please comment or e-mail me!

Otsin Genialistide laul, mis algab "o. Ma ei mäleta, kuidas seda nimetatakse, aga see on selline ooperi stiilis refrääni. Kui tead lugu ma räägin palun kommentaar või e-maili mulle!

Ich bin für eine genialistid Song, der mit einem \"o\" beginnt mit der Suche. Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, was es heißt, aber es ist eine Art von Oper Stil im Chor. Wenn Sie das Lied kenne ich über Sie Kommentar oder e-mail an mich reden!

Я ищу Genialistid песня, которая начинается с \"о\". Я не могу вспомнить, как это называется, но это вроде оперы стиль в хор. Если вы знаете песню я говорю, пожалуйста, комментарий или по электронной почте мне!

Jag letar efter en genialistid låt som börjar med ett \"o\". Jag kan inte komma ihåg vad det kallas, men det är typ av opera stil i refrängen. Om du vet låten jag talar om kommentera eller e-post till mig!

thank you! tänan teid! ich danke Ihnen! спасибо! tack!

translated by google

Not corrected...sorry for the spelling!

Do today I have made the choice that I will no longer be using Facebook.it's an addiction and I'd rather not use it! I'm going to have too give up cold turkey, because there's really no other way of I allow myself to use Facebook even once a day I just know it willturn into something bad!
Facebook always depresses me. The up pates are filled with people I don't talk to anymore or people I hate our people I don't case about.so from now onI'll only communicate through texting or twitter.and lets face it twitter is way better then Facebook anyway.
At any rate, I joined a few new social networking things.though they are nothing like Facebook so yay! Tumblr, tagged, LinkedIn, pinterest.all of witch my name is nameless hipster girl. So if you want to add me that would be cool. I'm still disproving what they are thought I think I like tumblr and pinterest the most. I get to see all kinds of coherent blogs so it could help me with my blog! That would be good because right now my blog kind of sucks, I know I have viewers from all over the place but I'm still not sure if it's popular or if there's anything I should change.
But ignorance is bliss! So I guess my blog is awesome!
Day 1 no Facebook: feeling fine, I think I'll practice Ukrainian or draw something when and if I get the urge to go on Facebook. This could end up being good for me.
Follow my no Facebook story on twitter!
@Namelesshipster

I am Hipster see me Gangnam style

Dear readers,

I know, and you know that no one has been sending me e-mail, and less and less people are leaving comments. It made me sad. It made me think that no one was reading my blog.

It made me le sad.

But then I looked to see "who" was reading my blog on my account and I'd like to make a special thanks to the people in Canada , Russia, United States, Germany, Latvia, United Kingdom, Australia, Netherlands, Malta and Malaysia!

You all keep me going, all - I don't know, I'm going to guess 11 of you.

So I've been learning more Ukrainian in my spare time this week. Mostly because I have no spare time and no friends who like to go out and do stuff, but I like it like that anyway. It's going well as far as I can tell; I don't know for sure because I don't know anyone who actually speaks Ukrainian, apart from my Baba, but she doesn't speak it so much anymore.

But if I want to know swears I know who to go to! That's Baba!

At any rate, I was wondering if you the readers could let me know if you know of any websites or programs that could help me. Hipsters should always know more than one language. Or at least be able to fake it really well.

"Presno povnio meteziya" something like that. I don't know the alphabet, but I'll try to learn it. I've got an app for that. I don't want to have to pay a super amount of money and I've already checked my local papers and classes; there are none. Boo!

So what all happened this week. Well, I worked, I slept a little, I watched American Dad, slept a little more, worked a lot more.

I don't know how many hipsters are introverts but don't you hate it when people talk to you? I'm not talking about at my job when people ask "How are you" but don't actually care. I mean when I'm on my break at work and my co-workers start talking to me. I'm on break! I'm playing solitaire on my phone, what part of that screams "come talk to me"?

Right?

http://cheezburger.com/6685663488

Maybe that's just me though, I hate people most days.

don't forget to follow me on twitter and instagram! I don't always post pictures, but when I do, it's of things that I'm eating,

Nameless hipster girl

People aren't wearing enough hats!

Hey people.

Wow, the weekend again already. It feels like only a week ago I was typing out a blog for you. Wait...

Anyway, not a lot going on this week. I'm working hard and saving up for school. I'll be getting my tattoo designed and done in the up coming weeks but that's not till later.

I need a second job, I need more money because money is nice. plus once I'm going to school I'll probably be paying more in union fees then I will in my paycheck or interest in my savings. I'll vertually be losing money! Hmmm...

I need a new bank too.

What's the perfect hipster job? Retail worker?

Art store cashier?

HR rep?

I dunno something that's not to mainstream but still respectable. so probably not an HR rep...

"wah wah" said the muted horn in the corner.

(I tried to find a picture but the internet was being stupid)

*Slaps the internet* THAT'S FOR BEING STUPID!

Anywhooooo...

What's everyone been up to?

I know I've been working but I never hear anything about the other hipsters in the world, and I know they're there!

I see you baby,

wearin' that hat. wearin' that hat. wearin' that hat.

That's the only real distinction between hipsters and people. Well, not so much anymore. People wear hats all the time when it's cold. But only hipster wear them all year long!

Guy hipsters have beards, but girls can't or won't grow those. Hopefully won't. Definitely won't.

I'm not saying I'd look bad with one, but if I did have one I'm sure I would use it as a conversation starter.

Anyway, that's all for now. I'm hungry; I'm going to eat Pringles.

Don't forget to tweet me!

@NamelessHipster

Walking through a winter in the fall...

Greetings reading people,
Ah winter is finnally here. In the middle of fall, but it's here none the less! Not 3 days ago was I celebrating my friends birthday with a lovely stroll threw yellow and orange leaves to get some stir fry then BOOM! snow!
I know you readers in Russia are like
"that is nothing! We have snow here that kicks your ass!"

    

Ya ya, 5 miles to get to school, up hills both ways, we've all heard the story.
So I'm working a lot but I've designed a tattoo for myself and I plan to get it looked at and priced out tomorrow! Woot woot! I know what your thinking
"tattoo's are to mainstream." but I wanted a tattoo before it was cool so it evens out.
Me:you know it's lines like that that make people call you a hipster
Myself: thank you captain obvious!
Captain obvious: No, I'm over here. She's just you.
Myself: can't you see this is a private conversation between me and myself! Sheesh some people's children...
Me: I know right?

So all is well in the job front. All is well in life. I've decided not to stress about money anymore. Money comes and goes but the horrible memories are there to stay...
So many memories.
Well money is evil so I'm just gonna save what I can for school and if I have to spend a little I'm not gonna worry about it.
Whenever people say "all in all" I think of Alan Alda.



That's weird right?
Alan Alda 'twas months before Christmas and all through the house
Everyone was keeping me awake
Even though I have an early day tomorrow. Grr!
Happy thanksgiving canadians!
Nameless Hipster girl

What's this? A video?

Yo people,
"sup" as the people say.
I'm getting, well some would say lazy, but I call it busy with life. Uneventful life, but LIFE NONE THE LESS. more less then more....
anyway, this blog is a video.

I hope you like it. : )
Nameless Hipster girl

Weekend!

I don't work bitches! Party all weekend! No blog this week!

Uneventfulday....

Hello bloggers, 
Did you enjoy your drunken teacher appreciation week? I hope you gave your teacher alcohol or an AA pamphlet.I hate it when you're looking forward to something all week and it ends up being canceled at the last minute.
My friend Jessica ended up getting strep throat so we didn't end up going to Olive Garden as planned. : ( But we'll reschedule.On another note, it's my friend Kaitlin's birthday this weekend so I'm going to a club, I'll see people I haven’t seen since high school for the most part but I'll defiantly get pictures. It makes me feel more popular even though we're not really friends anymore. 
PLUS I have no money. I got paid 2 days ago and all my money is gone already. Ear marked for other stuff. Phone, school savings, and food my mom won't pay for and stuff. All that kind of stuff. My spending money is 35$ or so.
Question: what kind of work out can I do to make me thin but make my butt big? I like having a big ass but I like being skinny. I'm going to start gaining more weight now that I'm back home I'm always eating instead of going "I'm too poor for food. Oh well" and then maybe have salad one day a week. You're comments, e-mails or tweets are greatly appreciated.
Nameless Hipster girl

Is it just me, or does it hurt in here?

The Missionary Missions: a Mission Impossible

By: Hipster girl

“If we shadows have offended, / Think but this, and all is mended, / That you have but slumber'd here / While these visions did appear. / And this weak and idle theme, / No more yielding but a dream, / Gentles, do not reprehend: / If you pardon we will mend. / Else the Puck a liar call. / Give me your hands, if we be friends, / And Robin shall restore amends.” - Puck, A Mid Summer Nights Dream

Russian Christian theology expert, Hugepen Isyess was the first to interpreted the message of Jesus of spreading the message of the missionary (Matthew 28:16-20). “Jesus wants all Christians to make love not war.” Sais Isyess in an interview about his new book “What has Love Got to do With it”.Isyess explains how hate has taken over the world and how will love concour all, literally. In the Bible Jesus tells the missionaries to go forth and spread the message, the message of love. This essay will high light the main issues Hugepen Isyess talks about in his book, the way the bible teaches us to love and finally what the missionary position is like today.

All over the world there is hate and war at one point or another. Where did all of this come from. The word of Jesus tells us to spread love. Hugepen Isyess’s book mentions in the first few chapters that the missionaries were sent all over the world to spread the missionary word. This caused most trouble in Africa, due to the outbreak of aids. In remote African tribes they would eat the monkey’s that had a blood deases, when the missionary came to teach the new people of the true word, they ened up contracting the deases. As troublesome as this was the message continued to spread far and wide until it was reached all around the world. The message was most difficult to spread in india. The Indian culture itself had its own way of doing things and already had so many positions to take in the matter of love. The people of india had learned the ways of love from nature mostly, using the natural positions of the elephant, the cow, or even the deer pose. Those thes positions are still used throught india, and have even transfured over to the rest of the world the missionary position is still practices among Christians today. Dr. Jenny Tallia Talks about how the missionary position is good for those people who are just experiencing the message ‘For those with more experience with the true message of love, they may want to try a different position’. Dr. Tallia does also explain how you can reamin a good Christian by still spreading the word of the missionary, but trust it up a little. ‘The missionary reversed works quite the same way but can be much easier for the men of faith to handle.’(page 45, what has love got to do with it.)

Leading into the bible’s message of the missionary the only way we can say the missionary is the only true way in the eye’s of God is looking into Adam and Eve. God sais ‘go forth and multiplay’ (Genesis) and we all no the word or Genesis is the good word. After all Genesis also says ‘Give me guidance! O Lord I need that now.’ (Counting Out Time, Genesis). However, when Adam and Eve did ‘Eat’ from the ‘forbidden tree’ God kicked them out of the Garden of Eden. So Adam and Eve started begatting like crazy and eventually they populated the world. So the bible tells us from the very beginning to spread the word of love to one and all, after all we come from love and love is good, and good is never bad. With spreading the message of the missionary word, came the message of the bad things too. When they said what to do they also said what ‘not to do’. The bible has made itself obvious that the bestiality and homoeroticisms is wrong. We know that the missionary word was spread far and wire and it is the right thing to do. The wrong things to do is share your love with animals and members of the same gender. The bible makes this clear when it says "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"(Lev. 20:13). So as much fun as it is, and it IS, the missonary position is the best way.

Now a day the missionary position is used all around the world. Though for a brief time in the 1910 more and more woman were quite agenst the missionary or ‘Man-on-top’ way. Woman’s rights were slowly becoming more and more of an issue to the general public and woman fought for their right to be on top. This could have something to do with immigration coming into play, the ways of the different cultures of non missionary ways might have caught the attention of most Christian woman. More and more Christians now use all kinds of different posions to spread the word of God. Though if you ask an expert, they will probably tell you to switch it up every once in a while.

All in all, the word of God was spread just as Jesus wanted it. The missionary position is the most common at this time and if you ask anyone it is the easiest to take. Once you learn about the missionary, you may want to learn others positions just for fun. Jesus teaches us to love, and love is everywhere in the world. Love is good and God is good, this doesn’t necessarily mean that God is love, but it dosn’t mean that he’s not. Love is defiantly an important aspect of life. But as the quote from the beginning says, this is just a joke. Don’t take anything seriously, you live longer.

Never get a straight man to dye your hair

I didn't take any pictures while I was moving my stuff really. mostly because my phone was plugged in and I was busy moving things. but I got pictures of Charlie!

you remember Charlie. The cat I was feeding and my landlord let into the house. I named him Charlie but my land lord named him "George Micheal". and sense I don't live there anymore I guess it dosn't matter what I call him. I'll miss him, or her, never did figure that out...

But now I'm back with my parents and I have Rimmer again! My place was too hot over the summer so I couldn't have him in my room. Plus I'm sure he waa lonely not being with other birds and me working all the time. but I'm glad to have him back!

cutest little thing you ever sid saw!
                                                      
And! (more good news) I'm sending this from my new Samsung Galaxy note!
(angels sing) Finally a phone that does it all! I still have to set a lot of it up. I've got to find my micro SD card so I can have more memory because for me 16GB is not enough!  But once I get everything all figured out I can tweet all about it! If I have enough left on my plan, 1GB is going by pretty slow so far but useing it in hot sppts or at home dosn't add to it. niffty eh?
Nameless Hipster girl

Yes, We have no Bananas

Hey bloggers,

Well I’m officially 20 now. No more teen years. I guess I’m going to have to be a responsible adult from now on.

That’s pronbably not going to happen. Oh well. The day after my birthday I had chips for breakfast and drank chocolate milk right out of the carton. But I did make myself a nice healthy lunch (Mixed veggies and brown rice mmm). All in all it was a good birthday, started off with me getting stranded out 4 km from my house whilst looking at the stars, so I walked back home and got my dad to come get me then he realized the car was still in gear that’s why the engine wouldn’t turn over. (Wah wah) I recommend everyone start their birthdays with a long walk on a highway in the dark. Makes for an interesting story. After I went to bed at 2am I woke up and went to work (8-1) then I went home. I watched random stuff on Netflix then headed over to the neighbors house and got them so we could all walk to Hooters together to meet up with my family. We all had fun, I assume. More friends showed up and then around 11 we all went home, Aaron and I walked back, which was also a really far walk. When I got home I turned on “In time” on Netflix and fell asleep, I don’t remember a thing about that movie.

All in all it was a blast. I got some money so I can still save up for my dream phone. Sigh, I’ll have to wait another week for it most likely, but I’m going to decide on a tattoo and get it priced out. It might have to be my Christmas present to myself instead of my birthday present. Unless I get more money some time soon. More than my pay check, because most of that goes into saveings for school if I don’t have to buy food or pay for rent.

But speaking of money and rent, I need a second Job. The one I have now doesn’t pay me enough. Though I might start getting more hours once everyone starts school and there are less people to work. Then I’ll be raking in the dough! Woohoo! I guess we’ll see come mid September.

Well that’s all for now. Don’t forget to tell your friends about my web site. Be they Dutch, Russian or just plain American. Tell the world!

Nameless Hipster girl

Malcolm in the middle of my life!

Dear blog readers,

I don’t know why but my twitter app hasn’t been working at all lately. So I haven’t been posting much. Also I’ve been distracted with Malcolm in the middle. I downloaded episodes and have been watching them for the past few weeks. I didn’t notice how often they re-used actors in that show. Like Frances’s lawyer who emancipated him, was “Joe” the snitch who worked at the Lucky Aid with Lois a few seasons later. And I’m pretty sure Steve’s mom is Malcolm’s teacher from the first episode.

But All in all I guess I’m trying to say I’ve been distracted and haven’t had a lot of time to work on my blog. I was going to have a comic ready for this post but I just haven’t gotten around to it. I need tips on keeping to tasks.

I shouldn’t beat myself up to bad though, I did manage to clean my room, do my laundry and dye my hair like I planned.  They said it couldn’t be done, but I said “YES IT CAN!”

Sorry caps lock was stuck.

Now I’m uninstalling unwanted programs from my computer. All the things that start up as I’m trying to do stuff fast on my computer, totally slow it down to a screeching halt. GAH! So annoying!

I have a task for you this week. Tweet me the answer or comment or e-mail me. If someone ows you money, and you don’t talk to them anymore, but you think you have a way of getting in touch with them, how do you go about asking them for money?

My friend, will call him “Tre” from High school owes me money, but I think he’s in jail now. My neighbour owes me 6 dollars but that’s easy enough to get back from him, and of course the meth dealer owes me for the cell phone I gave him(still a story for another day), and other people too but how do I ask them?

Advice is well appreciated!

Nameless Hipster girl

P.S. sorry about the spelling and grammar, but Saturday snuck up on me again and I didn't get the chance to send it off to get proof read.

Who will be chased next week?

Dear blog readers,
So much to talk about this week! Sorry about the late post but I woke up at 5pm on saturday after having slept for 24 hours and I had to go to work, so I showered wrote that quick thing to keep you in the know and then went to work. And do you know what I did when I came home?
Damn I was hoping someone could tell me because I can't remember. I think I took the bus back. I assume I did.
So my neighbors jail broke my iPod, and I dunno if it's ever happened to you guys, but it sucks! I dunno why but my music is totally messed up now! And it's waaaaay slower then it used to be. It's kind of cool because I have it set as a Simpsons theme, so a lot of the apps look like simpsons characters and junk. But I dunno if I really like it any better then it used to be. But hopefully I'll be getting a samsung galaxy note soon anyway.
Don't tell my landlord but I've been attracting neighborhood cats by leaving food out for them. Not all of them really, just the one. I named her "Charlie". I'm pretty sure it's a girl, but Charlie works for boys and girls so it's a good name. Fortunately, Charlie started to come around during the day, and my landlord got used to her and now he's feeding her too. He refers to her as the porch cat and calls her "George Micheal". (thinks she's a boy) anyone who knows her will tell you she's more of a Charlie then any other name you could think of.
So this sore throat I've had has lasted for about 3 weeks now so I'm gonna go see someone about it. I think I might have tonsilitis again. I've had it before.
Remember the other day when I told you about krave cereal. Well I tried it. And remember that other post that said I had icing added to my special K to make it better. Well from the makers of crappy cereal bring you... Icing stuffed cereal! In the words of Sideshow Mel "Terrible".
Follow me on Twitter for more interesting quips about life! I'll be able to be more constant once I get a full data plan with my new phone. T minus one month as far as I can tell. 2 more pay cheques plus one birthday, that should do it!
I keep forgetting my birthday's coming up. I hope I get Money!
Nameless Hipster Girl

Hipster saturday

Today's hipster blog has been moved to hipster saturday (monday). If you wish to read this blog today (actual saturday) then you should get in your time machine and go to monday and read it.
Here is a picture on my iPod.

Charlie is the name. Actually no...

Dear blog readers,
As promised this post will be all about music! Last week I told you about an awesome song called "booggere" that I got free off iTunes, did you get a chance to check it out? I always get free stuff from iTunes because if you're going to get an MP3 player that costs 400$ that can do a bunch of crap, I should not be expected to pay for all my music. I suppose why that's why people jailbreak there iPods and iPhones.
Well I haven't had the chance to check out this weeks song of the week or French song of the week (which I also get. So far "noir et blace" is my favorite free song but there are some close seconds.)
If you don't have an iPod and are using something other then iTunes to listen to music on, you are clearly not a hipster so what are you doing reading my blog? Go on, get out of here! Shoo!
Sheesh, anyway I've got a lot of cool songs to tell you about. I love classical music; my favorite at the moment is:
Delibes: Lakme something or other.
It's got a lot of words after that but I can never remember what they are. But it's just so awesome! You guys should check it out!
Also, I don't know if this happened to you guys, but sometimes I'll forget about a band and come back to them months or years later and go "I remember these guys! I love them!" typically for me this happened with "panic at the disco" and "the killers" but most recently it happened with "sugar ray."

I love sugar ray! When the show "do you know the lyrics" or "know the lyrics" or what ever it was called came on the host was Wayne Brady, and all my friends and I wanted to be on it to meet Wayne Brady because he was on "who's line is it anyway" (plus he's Wayne Brady)

Wayne Brady! 'nough said

 but after he got off the show to go back to Vegas to perform, guess who the host of the show was? None other then a certain Mr. Mark McGrath the lead singer of Sugar Ray!

 And so I wanted to be on the show even more, but all my friends were like "pft who's that guy? What ever!" to which I said
... Well so many songs I love by them so I can't even sing a specific song. But I would have loved to sing a Sugar Ray song right next to the lead singer of the band! But that would be embarrassing if I got it wrong.
Plus my dreams have changed. Oh well, stay on.
So like I was saying I love them and I recently re-discovered them on my iPod. Especially the song "new direction" which actually there are 2 of. On the CD 14:59 the first and last songs are both called "new direction" but I'm talking about the first one

"Be nice to your sister

Talk to your grandmother

Paint her a pretty picture

Don't play ball in the house

Don't run with Scissors

Be nice to cops"

All sung in the voice stylings reminiscent of dethklok. Ah Nathain Explotion if you were real I... Actually they are a real band, but I can't go to their concert, I don't have enough money.

Dethklok La diddy da doo Dethkolok

I blame drugs. Not because I have a problem, just because there is no one else to blame. Drugs are my scapegoat. But then George Clooney stares at it and it does.
So many random references today I hope you guys get them all!
Anyway other things you should check out. Because I've got other things to do and you obviously don't because you're reading this blog are as follows:
K-os (Canadian, rap/hip-hop/rege)
Moby(for obvious reasons)
Any kind of music from TV shows or random musicals (Repo and the simpsons included)
So check those out and follow me on twitter! Tweet back at me or leave a comment on the blog!
See you all next week I'll tell you all about my hipster levels!(right now they're low)
Nameless Hipster girl

Train of though and MORE SPECIAL K

Hey blog readers,
I'm enjoying that more people are following me on twitter! It's awesome! I'll have more to update when I have a phone that I can update from. Then I'll be hipster all the time, instead of just when I'm at home and using the computer.

I found a free song on iTunes(song of the week)! Just my price range!
Booggere by Plaster I don't think it was free this week, I think this was from a few weeks ago, but still. Wonderful song, not sure why I like it but more about music next week.

So as I tweeted I will tell you about this new Kellogg's cereal. Sugar frosted candy O's basically. 

New Kraves cereal come in chocolate and double chocolate. Thing that makes me go "wait!" is the fact that it has a coupon for $1.50 off your next box, on the box. Like "we're so sure you'll love this you'll buy it!" and my reaction is "It's chocolate dipped in chocolate that makes the milk turn to chocolate of course I'm going to like it you..." The lady at my store who was buying them was like "there good even as a snack! not even with milk and stuff." and I was like:

Once again, it's chocked full of chocolate. Unless your allergic or you just don't like chocolate it would be. Idiot customers make me sick to my ass...

Speaking of work, because it's a nameless supermarket, we play music as people shop. (One time I got rick rolled at work, as soon as I walked in they started playing "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down..." stupid nameless sons of...) With this, they sometimes play Celine Dion "That's they way it is"

for those of you who don't know the song listen to it on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSWJtxvaUY
When they play this song it makes me think of "Walter Cronkite"

"And that's the way it is" was his sign off phrase.

So that makes me think of Jim Carry's impersonation of him in "Bruce almighty" When he's goofing off in the mirror,(which was probably off script)

"And that's the way a huh a huh I like it!"

So that's how Celine Dion makes me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd--tIkrVoA&feature=player_embedded#!

So that's all and remember, my train of thought gets de-railed, but it's always an interesting story.

Nameless Hipster girl

Did he say marvelous pigs in satin?

Dear blog readers,
My, my, my, it seems it is Saturday again! this week has felt so busy and yet nothing has happened. Grr.
So thank you to all who participated in my captioning contest. but unfortunately there can be only one winner and that winner is this one:

 I'll try and have another captioning contest soon. But for now I'm mostly just working a lot.No time for other things. But I'll try and draw comics and stuff as often as I can and get them loaded on here.
Exiting news update! The newest season of breaking bad is on Netflix! I'm on episode 5 of season 4. Watching it on regular TV is to mainstream, I always wait till stuff comes on Netflix. No commercials and what not.
So I guess I ow you guys some explanation for the first comic there. You see my next door neighbor Aaron reset my iPod to factory standards and lost all of my music memos and such by accident. So, I pushed him down a well. And his cat that he loves so very very much goes out to save him, but once he finds me he just goes to sleep. HA! totally deserves it! Just kidding. I didn't really push him down a well. But he did deserve that. But you know what they say, "If you can't actually kill someone, just write about it." Pretty sure Bette Middler said that. That could be all in my head though.
Well I have to go get more then 2 hours of sleep and work on some hipster type things that would just be to complicated to explain. So I'll see you next week and you guys keep sending e-mails and tweets in my direction!
Nameless Hipstergirl
hipstergirlwithnumbers@gmail.com

SPOILER ALERT!

Hey there blog readers!

What up? I've been trying to connect with my inner hipster but my inner over-heating person has been getting in the way so I can't wear a hat. On top of that because my place is so hot my bird is staying at my parent's house because they have AC. But I get to spend time with my house mate's over-active, unfixed cat who is going crazy all the time. I was trying to sleep this morning and she was smothering me. She's so cute though.

Anywho, so not a lot happened this week. I worked a lot and when I wasn't working I was laying around the house bored with nothing to do. UNTIL! Yesterday! *angels sing* I didn't leave the house at all I just watched Reaper and drew characters for a comic I'm working on.

There's Whitney, who is a psychology student, her son Eli who was born because of a Gypsy curse, and Tommy their dog (who is just a man dressed up in a dog suit that Eli had to take home because the "spirits" told him too, because along with being born because of a gypsy curse, he was also given the third eye. Thank you gypsy lady)

Anyway, the animation (or whatever) is still in it's first stages, I know basically how they're going to look but I'm still piecing the comic together. I'd rather not show you unfinished work. So here's another picture I drew instead!

(This part is really going to confuse my sister, she reviews my blog before I post it but sometimes I don't send the photos. This is one of those times. HA!)

So I saw "Fight club" finally. Came out in 1999, saw it in 2012. That's good. Though last year I was watching "Fred at night" on teletoon and he gave away the ending for me. But I'm sure he assumed everyone has seen fight club by then. But oh well, I think if the movie is over 5 years old you're allowed to talk about the movie without saying "spoiler alert!" but just to be fair to anyone you probably should say it. Stupid Fred at night. Just for that SPOILER ALERT! What's his face dies in "dead poet society!" yeah! You know who I mean. Wilson from house..

I dunno what the actors name is. Or the character in the movie. Robin Williams is in it. But he's not the guy that dies. He does get fired though. Which isn't really surprising.

"Carpe dentum: Seize the teeth!"

Interesting fact about how they advertised for that movie! They posted pictures in the paper of Robin WIliams dressed at Mrs. Doubtfire with captions "Have you seen this woman" my mom swears she knew it was Robin Williams all along. Something about his eyes, she knew just by the color of his eyes that it was him dressed at a woman, to which I say "But mom when you were a kid they didn't have colour yet!

And everybody laughed. Not really. anyway.I've decided my birthday present to myself this year is going to be a tattoo. Though I'm not sure which one or where. But everyone else can get me a gift certificate to "wal-mart" so I can buy a Samsung galaxy note"

*Angels sing*

Finally I'll have a phone that does everything so I won't have to carry around a phone, an mp3 player and a camera! Though right now I don't have a camera at all because. well that's a long story actually.

So that's all for now. Don't forget to follow me on Twitter and e-mail me

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No more everyday blogs.

Hey hipster reading people,
I've decided I'm only going to update my blog on Saturdays, because I'm usually pretty busy, and that way I can focus all my love an attention to one awesome blog post instead of a bunch of "Meh" one's and one or two really cool one's.

Plus my hipster levels are getting lower and lower everyday, I'm out of loop on things and I haven't worn my hipster hat in ages! My hipster level rose a little today because I'm wearing my jeggings (which are my jean leggings, auto correct can't touch that because it's a word that was only recently invented).

"bitch, please"

SO! I'm being healed with the power of magnets! I'm wearing a bracelet that has some magnetic properties that helps me with my pain, or so it should.
So far I guess it works on my arm, but I have pain in a lot of places, so I'm going to need more magnets.
On a different note, I watch Beetlejuice today. Why? because it's awesome?
Why is it awesome?
Well, Alec Baldwin's in it. enough said really. But I love it just because it's funny,and creative, and something that I've always liked. Though it doesn't really display what the after life is like, if you wanna see what the after life is really like you have to watch "wrist-cutters: a love story"(it's on Netflix)
Back to Beetlejuice, I love it! so many good parts in that movie but here's a screen shot I love:

"This thing reads like stereo instructions"

So that was my day so far, I'm still going shopping later on with my sister for costume stuff for the anime convention. I'm going as the darkling from Dopukon Kingdome (I;m not putting that through auto correct, I don't care if it's spelled wrong I just don't care...)

Anyway! hope you all enjoy your week and live like to the hipster!

Nameless Hipster girl

a short blog

Hello blog people,
I've noticed I've been getting traffic from facebook and other websites like "http://adf.ly/" and "http://www.stumbleupon.com/" but nothing from twitter so far. I tweet all the time about my blog, and I only have 3 followers! Yet I get a lot of views of my blog and I don't even now what those sites are. Oh well, maybe I should learn about them. I could raise me a few hipster points. I know I've been running low on them since I haven't been wearing my hat and I left my bike at my parents house, and I have money.
At any rate I hope you enjoyed the comics from the past few days. I love it when I think of them, and then make them, and then post them. So I hope to think of more soon.
Nameless Hipster girl

another hipster comic

this is gender-less co-worker. I'm going to use them anytime I want to depict a conversation I had with anyone at work. This person could be a girl or a boy. whoever I was talking to, they represent different people.
and another thing to note! I don't actually wear my hipster hat at work, though lately I haven't been wearing it at all because it's to fathering hot!
Nameless Hipster girl

true story about my name

Today's comic is brought to you by my work:
Ain't no work like cashier work, because cashier work never gets better.
I know it doesn't rhyme but it's true...
that's right that's a hipster Zoidberg right there. He's got the hat!
Nameless Hipster girl

Flight of the who?

Hey reading people,


How are you on this fine day? I need to get a fan for my room. It's so hot in my room. I went over to the neighbors' house yesterday to pick up my laptop and he had a fan in his room. I should have taken it, but I didn't because I'm a nice person. 

I had plans to do stuff today, but I have no money. So instead I'm just sitting around watching "flight of the conchordes" that's fun too but I want money. 

The best things in life are free, like ... Hugs, and free drugs...But you can give them to the birds and bees I want money! 
To buy clothes, and high class drugs. Or food. Plus I have to pay for rent - rent is important.

"No we don't do that

well we sometimes do that

but very infrequently lady!"

I need to go draw something. I drew a nice picture yesterday, but it wasn't that great. Just because the lighting in my room is crap and I didn't realize all the mistakes until I went to another room then I was like "Eww, well too late now."

"I give art, like you give milk."

Well I'm over heating. I'm gonna see if there's a cold place to sit close by. Maybe the basement, or outside. I think there's a breeze.Nameless hipster girl

ARCHIES!...weird...my,ster,ies...

Hey people,
I dunno why that last post I made came up as the second last, but any rate I am sorry for not posting very frequently.
I got a pin at work and no one can tell me what it means. I got it for staying late and dealing with a bitchy costumer. and the pin has a "B" on it, so maybe the "B" stands for "bitch". It makes the most sense. 
Sorry about the spelling and grammar mistakes in this post I didn't have time to send it to my sister to correct, I really wanted to post something new considering my lack of focus and what not the past few weeks. I haven't been sleeping so what is actually 3 days felt like one long ass day with three sun rises ( I know weird, right?) 
But I'm feeling better now. though I'm back in my own bed room and it is so hot
How hot is it?
It's....just really hot, I need a fan or something. I have the window open but theres no breeze so I'm basically just letting bugs in, that's all I'm doing.
But anyway. I have the day off tomorrow so I'll work on drawings and wrting and stuff like that. try and gets some sleep to catch up on that, I did sleep last night but that was mostly alcohol induced. Fun times were had, HAPPY CANADA DAY!
Nameless Hipster girl

and now for the ramblings of a grammar Nazi

I get my blog posts corrected by someone before I post them now. here are some things she write at the end of her e-mails.


Just so you might remember:
There: over fucking that way
Their: belongs to fucking them
They're: they fucking are
Your: you fucking have something
You're: you fucking are


P.S. Lead not Led. Led is like LED the drug. Although I suppose it COULD be LED based paint. THAT would be interesting...

P.P.S Did my swearing explanation of synonyms help you? It helped me, and now I always remember.

P.P.P.S It bothers me when people write P.S.S. It stands for POST SCRIPT, so another one would be POST post script, not post script SCRIPT. That just doesn't make sense.

I love my sister!

Nameless Hipster girl

sorry!

Hey people!
People, I've been working a lot. so no blog for a while. sorry. and sorry to that one person in Germany especially, it must be the highlight of your day. considering Germany. Just kidding. I loved Germany when I went there. Not to many people and it smells better then France. That's not that great of an endorsement but it is true!
Nameless Hipster girl

I can barley see what I'm typing....

Greetings!
Ah, after being away from home it's always nice to come back to reality. Not that I live there but whatever. My room smelled bad when I cam back from my 3 day weekend actually. Not sure why. It smells like old feet. I'm airing it out but it's a slow process.. Let's see, what's new in the world of hipsters... I'm losing touch with my hipsterness-ossity...yeah that's a word. Just because I don't have any money, or a social life, and I spend a lot of time on the bus... wait! That's what makes me a hipster! HAZZAH I'm back in the game!
Anyway, mostly I slept and read books in my time away, I'm almost done Bossypants, I think I'll read it again when I'm done. It's just so good!
A pedophile walks through the woods with a young child
"these woods are scary" says the child
"tell me about it" says the pedophile "I have to walk back alone"
HA!
Tina Fey your sense of humor is.... boundless... sure will go with that!
The hipster community loves you Ms. Fey. Don't ever change!
Nameless Hipster girl

Camping trip!

What's that you say! Beautiful 3 days? This sounds like a job for a impromptu to camping trip.
Be back in 3 days!

Ha ha, being old...

Hey people, today we start with a joke,

Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques: visualization, association, etc. It was great." "That's great! And what was the name of the clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" He turned to his wife, "Rose, what was the name of that memory clinic?"

Back in my day jokes were funny! And that's the way we liked it!

I actually used the term "back in my day" the other day (yesterday) and it made me feel like that old man. It was at work though and there are a bunch of new people that make me feel way older then I am. Just because I've been working there long enough to get a discount and they still don't know the code for grapefruit! 

...4289...

Crazy little... HEY MY ALARM'S GOING OFF!

pill time!

Nameless Hipster girl

All my sisters

I'm to busy to write today but here is a drawing of me and my sisters.

this is us at dinner at a restaurant. We don't hate Laura because she's different. We have a lot of other reasons to hate her.

Did someone say tattoo?

A post like this one!

Remember last time I said tattoo's will have to wait for another post? That's what this one is all about!

Here are the tattoo ideas I have:
Tattoo one: the level up mushroom from Mario, so I'll always have something green for st. Patrick's day.

Tattoo Two: a black heart, from the song Black Black Hearts

Tattoo three: a blue star, I saw this one time and thought it was really cool so I've been planing on getting it since then. Grade 10 I believe that was.

Tattoo four: the strength card of the tarot deck I have. The strength card represents a strong independent woman. it's sign is Leo, it's element is fire, and it's planet is the sun(I believe, all that's coming from memory and it ain't what it used to be)

Tattoo five: cracking ice; I'm cold!

tattoo six: a flaming sword raising from water surrounded by grass. it represents all the elements.

Tattoo seven: I love my family, says I love you to my sisters, my mom and dad, in 5 different languages.

Tattoo eight: lyrics, a classic thing to get but it's what I'd get. There are a few idea's for these one's so they're more like tattoo's eight nine, ten and possibly eleven,

another tattoo: A tree, still need to design this one really.

Remember just because you have a tattoo doesn't mean you need to live with the stereo type that they come with. People with tattoos do more then just drugs, and go to jail, and all that stuff. People from all walks of life have tattoos now. Now Hipsters can do it too!

Nameless Hipster girl